THE Amari Cooper thread

[bbgun]

Big deal. I was employee of the month at Arby's. Restrooms are for customers only, please.

 

[NoMoRedJ]

By the way that's twice in three weeks that Cooper has been NFC Player of the week.

Dez Bryant was NFC Player of the week once in his entire time here in Dallas from what I can tell.

 

[NoMoRedJ]

Big deal. I was employee of the month at Arby's. Restrooms are for customers only, please.

In HS I worked at Roy Rogers for a month. Didnt get employee of the month so left for another job.

 

[dbair1967]

Big deal. I was employee of the month at Arby's. Restrooms are for customers only, please.

Yeah but you only got that award because you were banging the 388lb shift manager.

 

[bbgun]

Yeah but you only got that award because you were banging the 388lb shift manager.

I wish. She was never that dainty.

 

[yimyammer]

Big deal. I was employee of the month at Arby's. Restrooms are for customers only, please.

I made myself employee of the year when I was 17 after throwing a keg party where I made $3K in two hours, had the party shut down by the cops by 9PM and managed to hold back a keg for me and about 20+ of my closest friends which kept our little party going at a level we could all enjoy without interference from the police

its STAGGERING what I got away with in the 80's

 

[bbgun]

I made myself employee of the year when I was 17 after throwing a keg party where I made $3K in two hours, had the party shut down by the cops by 9PM and managed to hold back a keg for me and about 20+ of my closest friends which kept our little party going at a level we could all enjoy without interference from the police

its STAGGERING what I got away with in the 80's

 

[TheZoneSucks]

I made myself employee of the year when I was 17 after throwing a keg party where I made $3K in two hours, had the party shut down by the cops by 9PM and managed to hold back a keg for me and about 20+ of my closest friends which kept our little party going at a level we could all enjoy without interference from the police

its STAGGERING what I got away with in the 80's

Back in high school, my buddy's uncle was the Sheriff of the county we lived in. He was a good ol' boy type, and even gave us beers for helping do some heavy lifting chores at his house. It was a better time...

 

[dbair1967]

 

[bbgun]

Curiously, Derek Carr has thrived in his absence. I guess legit QBs can make do with scrubs. Dak on the other hand needs all the help he can get.