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Hey!!! Another day of practice and more injuries!

Yeah baby!

Oh and we're signing another TE!!!!! I told you- GM Jerruh got this
 

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The defense is going to really stink. This is gonna be ugly and it seems like Jerry is not concerned enough to make any moves to improve it. I don't like the coach, scheme or players on this year's defense. The only hope that I have is according to experts at CZ, the Seahawks run the same defense except their players have NFL level of talent.
 

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Jerry isn't concerned because he can't spot talent.

Not on the field or at the coaching level. He just has to listen to the coaches who have a pretty big interest in getting paid.

"Oh course it's gonna work, Jerry. It might take a little while but trust me".
 

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Ben Gardner to IR

But hey, we signed us a TE and a Punter in the last couple of days.

JERRY KNOWS FOOTBALL
 

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I honestly can't wait for the season to start. The defense is gonna be laughably bad.
 

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Ben Gardner to IR

But hey, we signed us a TE and a Punter in the last couple of days.

JERRY KNOWS FOOTBALL
And don't forget, another GUARD.

Because we all know the offensive line needs all the help it can get, and the defensive line is all good.
 
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And don't forget, another GUARD.

Because we all know the offensive line needs all the help it can get, and the defensive line is all good.

And signed runningback DJ Adams who is a slow running back that has two very important Jason Garrett traits. He was just on the Chargers and despite being a terrible runningback, Jason likes his versatility, which means he can catch passes.

Jason Garrett: Not Gonna Run.
 

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And signed runningback DJ Adams who is a slow running back that has two very important Jason Garrett traits. He was just on the Chargers and despite being a terrible runningback, Jason likes his versatility, which means he can catch passes.

Jason Garrett: Not Gonna Run.

DJ Adams- not going to be on the team
 

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Looks like everybody's favorite CB will miss the game this week.

Morris is fuckin soft. Dudes a pop tart.
 

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Yeah...my buddy texted me yesterday from TC and said he hurt his shoulder. He's a bust in every way. I mean...how long are we supposed to give him? And lol at the "Morris claiborne has transformed himself" thread on the 'zone based off one tackle @ TC. Latin Mind is a downsy.
 

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Highest-rated defensive player since Deion.

Higher grade than Patrick Peterson.

I know what an illusion the Front Office is but let's pretend that the Zone is right and we are like every other team. Who the F said this to Jerry and why are they still employed?
 

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Why is Jerry still alive? His liver has to be about done. Haha.
 

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Highest-rated defensive player since Deion.

Higher grade than Patrick Peterson.

I know what an illusion the Front Office is but let's pretend that the Zone is right and we are like every other team. Who the F said this to Jerry and why are they still employed?

Who in the FO is still around from the time Deion came into the league anyways?

My guess is that it was some shit that Jerry Jones made up.
 

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It was just something Jerry said to sell the trade up to the fans. Only our idiot fan base actually bought it.

As for his injury, this is the problem I have with Claiborne. The injuries. I love the new attitude, the aggressive play and his new swagger but he can't stay healthy for shit.

Hopefully it's more of a precautionary thing with Garret keeping him out this week since we're thin at corner and this is only the 2nd preseason game.
 

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Highest-rated defensive player since Deion.

Higher grade than Patrick Peterson.

I know what an illusion the Front Office is but let's pretend that the Zone is right and we are like every other team. Who the F said this to Jerry and why are they still employed?

Come on dude, this has been debunked
 

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Anyone see the jackass GM on Big Brother? One of the idiots on the show was awestruck by Jerruh, simply can't understand that perspective. I really hate the attention the team gets in spite of doing next to nothing for the last 20 years
 
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