So, punk, How mad are you right now?

[superpunk]

When you're as awesome as me you end up turning good girls into freaks. What can I say, it's a gift.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Naw, man. Let's not shoot for the stars here, punk.

 

[superpunk]

so I'm guessing anal sex is definitely on the table. cool. bring in another chick for some hot a2m action.

we've tried but she's never done it so we have to work up to it. I also feel like it's more production than it's worth. Mountains of lube and barely getting the tip in before pain and....I'm bored. working on the threesome bit.

 

[bbgun]

anal is hard to do spontaneously. enemas are necessary prevent mood-killing "accidents." or so I've read.

 

[marionbarberthe4th]

It stinks unless you're In the shower or doing It in a blizzard

 

[marionbarberthe4th]

Bittersweet being an ectomorph. But ive been eating like Christian bale before filming batman so that's sweet

 

[superpunk]

in my experience neither of those things is true but I've heard stories

 

[superpunk]

Bittersweet being an ectomorph. But ive been eating like Christian bale before filming batman so that's sweet

is that when you have two different color eyes?

 

[marionbarberthe4th]

Why does emma text like a ******?

That reads like your buddy was doing you a favor

 

[Bob Sacamano]

punk, is she a Gentile?

 

[marionbarberthe4th]

As you know, I enjoy all the sex
I possess a vagina and you sex it all times

 

[superpunk]

Idk my bff jill

 

[bbgun]

you were already drunk by 8 PM. I'm officially worried.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

And that's when Harry met Sally.

 

[superpunk]

We were watching toy story 3 before the show. What was i supposed to drink, water?

 

[Jon88]

We were watching toy story 3 before the show. What was i supposed to drink, water?

Why the fuck were you watching that? Let me guess, she has kids.

BTW, whoever that guy is in your avatar, he looks like he would be super annoying. I liked your last avatar. Who was that guy? And who is this guy?

 

[superpunk]

She wasn't there (hence why i was texting her). And we watched it because its awesome. We're all grown ass adults with no kids but Pixar makes awesome shit.

 

[Midswat]

Never had a problem with smell or accidents when playing in the dirt, but a buddy of mine tells a story where he pulled out and she shit on him and he enjoyed it and rubbed it all over his belly.

:errr

 

[Midswat]

Also, sticking it in the poo box is largely overrated.

 

[bbgun]