Satan has arrived

[Sam I Am]

I have never thought about my trolling skills, or lack of trolling skills in this case. I will try to do better. Any tips would be appreciated.

When trolling, always try to weave in other relative or non-relative things in your statements. Something that other people will recognize. For instance, my use of a Darth Vader quote. It adds color to your troll bait rather than just being a weak troll statement to incite a negative emotional response.

 

[Theebs]

When trolling, always try to weave in other relative or non-relative things in your statements. Something that other people will recognize. For instance, my use of a Darth Vader quote. It adds color to your troll bait rather than just being a weak troll statement to incite a negative emotional response.

Or tell us over and over how big your house is and how much your guitars cost....

That works too.

 

[Sam I Am]

Or tell us over and over how big your house is and how much your guitars cost....

That works too.

My house is 2100 sqft. Not that big, but thanks for asking. Right now, I own one guitar. I paid $700 for it. Not that expensive considering.

Now something I do have is a super hot wife. You would be VERY jealous if you have seen her.

 

[Theebs]

My house is 2100 sqft. Not that big, but thanks for asking. Right now, I own one guitar. I paid $700 for it. Not that expensive considering.

Now something I do have is a super hot wife. You would be VERY jealous if you have seen her.

There you go, that's how u do it.

 

[SixisBetter]

For instance, my use of a Darth Vader quote.

That was quality stuff.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

My house is 2100 sqft. Not that big, but thanks for asking. Right now, I own one guitar. I paid $700 for it. Not that expensive considering.

Now something I do have is a super hot wife. You would be VERY jealous if you have seen her.

Been there. DONE that.

 

[Sam I Am]

Been there. DONE that.

You have to have touched a woman first.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Right. Your mom.

 

[Sam I Am]

Right. Your mom.

Never doubted you were a necrophiliac. Sick bastard /smh

 

[jnday]

When trolling, always try to weave in other relative or non-relative things in your statements. Something that other people will recognize. For instance, my use of a Darth Vader quote. It adds color to your troll bait rather than just being a weak troll statement to incite a negative emotional response.

I think that I will avoid trolling and continue just F'ing with people. I like to keep my internet life simple.

 

[Theebs]

Right. Your mom.

Couldn't have been a more perfect setup bob.

Well done.

 

[Sam I Am]

Couldn't have been a more perfect setup bob.

Well done.

/smirk

Theebs. Bob is a real Internet troll. There are several trolls here that I respect as trolls. superpunk is one of them, bob is another. I think even Bob (or any self respecting troll) would admit that his response was rather elementary.

Just call me a Troll Snob Theebs. I know you hate snobs. There are three kinds. Newbie trolls that are learning the ropes. Internet Trash, and then you have the real trolls. The ones that have the ability to really rile people up in creative ways.

 

[Theebs]

/smirk

Theebs. Bob is a real Internet troll. There are several trolls here that I respect as trolls. superpunk is one of them, bob is another. I think even Bob (or any self respecting troll) would admit that his response was rather elementary.

Just call me a Troll Snob Theebs. I know you hate snobs. There are two three kinds. Newbie trolls that are learning the ropes. Internet Trash, and then you have the real trolls. The ones that have the ability to really rile people up in creative ways.

Bob has his own your mom emoticon.

Bob is not a troll nor is sp.

The difference with those two guys is that in a heartbeat if there is a serious football topic or discussion they can engage the topic, bring information and understanding of the game to the thread.

Not trolls at all.

 

[Sam I Am]

Bob has his own your mom emoticon.

Bob is not a troll nor is sp.

The difference with those two guys is that in a heartbeat if there is a serious football topic or discussion they can engage the topic, bring information and understanding of the game to the thread.

Not trolls at all.

lol Theebs. Are you really that naive? Do you really believe a troll *only* trolls and has no other interest? How the fuck do you think superpunk, Bob and I all ended up on a Cowboys board?

 

[marionbarberthe4th]

Is your troll here to be incredibly fucking boring

 

[Sam I Am]

Is your troll here to be incredibly fucking boring

Nets still suck dude. Move along.

 

[Sam I Am]

lol. How the fuck did MarionBarberThe4th become a mod? Oh dear god this place is SERIOUSLY fucked up! :mock

 

[Iamtdg]

lol. How the fuck did MarionBarberThe4th become a mod? Oh dear god this place is SERIOUSLY fucked up! :mock

You obviously don't know how to spell moderator.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Bob has his own your mom emoticon.

Bob is not a troll nor is sp.

The difference with those two guys is that in a heartbeat if there is a serious football topic or discussion they can engage the topic, bring information and understanding of the game to the thread.

Not trolls at all.

Exactly, though in my defense, and by extension, superpunk's; we didn't start out as trolls on CZ. It was a combination of disgruntledness over the state of the Cowboys, the herd mentality over there, and then the mods, esp. Hostile, trying to force that mentality on everyone else brought me to that state.

 

[Sam I Am]

See, that is truth and my point. Trolls aren't all about trolling, they have other interest. Something that Bob, superpunk, and I share and the reason we all ended up on the same message board. We are all Cowboys fans.

superpunk and Bob got sick of shit they hate are started trolling CBZ. I on the other hand, just walked away and went to the Off-Topic and avoided shit I couldn't stand rather than troll it. (basically, I like CBZ and didn't want to ban)

Which is why I lasted at CBZ longer than any of these god damn trolls! :jerry