Running list of Jason Garrett embarrassing records and stats

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According to Trent Dilfer the first person teams will call for a HC position will be Jason Garrett



You can’t make this shit up

When questioned about his opinion, Dilfer declared Garrett would be "the number one candidate day one" if the Cowboys moved on from him.

"He's a hell of a football coach. He's an incredibly good leader ... admired and revered around the NFL."

Dilfer also thinks casey anthony is a great babysitter

 

[InternetKing]

"He's a hell of a football coach. He's an incredibly good leader ... admired and revered around the NFL."

BULLSHIT, Trent!!! He is damn loser and prick.

 

[yimyammer]

BULLSHIT, Trent!!! He is damn loser and prick.

I think we're corrupting internetking

 

[spiderfan_MJ]

BULLSHIT, Trent!!! He is damn loser and prick.

The correct opinion.

 

[bbgun]

 

[icup]

when its nut-cutting time, garrett turtles


i really question if garrett was ever born w/ testicles at all. its probably just a hallow coin purse down there. i expect that makes it easier to settle for field goals too

 

[dbair1967]

One week from today we will finally be able to close this thread.

Almost 10 years of Garrett led suffering is going to end.

 

[DDdave]

JG has left a 10 year shit stain of incompetence on the Star of the Dallas Cowboys!!!

 

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[Scot]

Garrett is going to go out in the most Garrett way possible

At 8-8 on the season and missing the playoffs

 

[yimyammer]

I've got one better:

imagine wasting 25 years with a jackass GM & Owner

 

[dbair1967]

Garrett is going to go out in the most Garrett way possible

At 8-8 on the season and missing the playoffs

I have the strong suspicion if we win we're going to be in the playoffs. The Eagles are not very good and they are playing a team on the road that they should have lost to a few weeks ago, only this time the Giants are healthier.

Beating us yesterday was no accomplishment at all, something the likes of the Bills and Bears figured out quickly afterward.

 

[yimyammer]

I have the strong suspicion if we win we're going to be in the playoffs.

Oh man, can you imagine? It would be SO jeri & Garrett to pull this rabbit out of their ass

Geezus, please, just put us out of our misery already

 

[BriefAndToThePoint]

Oh man, can you imagine? It would be SO jeri & Garrett to pull this rabbit out of their ass

Geezus, please, just put us out of our misery already

1. they Giants gift us one ; Eagles really are a horrible team.

2. we beat Wash; and the players all strut and dance in the end zone like they just won a playoff game , as JG claps.

3. we beat Seattle: we usually play them tough for whatever reason.

4. Jerry gives Garrett another 1 year contract. with a wink and a smile.

5. we go through this same bullshit again next year. and finish the 2020 season 8-8.

 

[bbgun]

1. they Giants gift us one ; Eagles really are a horrible team.

2. we beat Wash; and the players all strut and dance in the end zone like they just won a playoff game , as JG claps.

3. we beat Seattle: we usually play them tough for whatever reason.

4. Jerry gives Garrett another 1 year contract. with a wink and a smile.

5. we go through this same bullshit again next year. and finish the 2020 season 8-8.

 

[yimyammer]

1. they Giants gift us one ; Eagles really are a horrible team.

2. we beat Wash; and the players all strut and dance in the end zone like they just won a playoff game , as JG claps.

3. we beat Seattle: we usually play them tough for whatever reason.

4. Jerry gives Garrett another 1 year contract. with a wink and a smile.

5. we go through this same bullshit again next year. and finish the 2020 season 8-8.

 

[SixisBetter]

1. they Giants gift us one ; Eagles really are a horrible team.

2. we beat Wash; and the players all strut and dance in the end zone like they just won a playoff game , as JG claps.

3. we beat Seattle: we usually play them tough for whatever reason.

4. Jerry gives Garrett another 1 year contract. with a wink and a smile.

5. we go through this same bullshit again next year. and finish the 2020 season 8-8.

Well, at least we'll be able to just edit our "WHAT IS THIS STEAMING PILE OF SHIT DOING?" posts from this year and repost them as needed.

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

Garrett is going to go out in the most Garrett way possible

At 8-8 on the season and missing the playoffs

Just the way he started.

 

[Scot]

And they flexed both our game and the Eagles game. They will both be on at the same time. We won’t even have the luxury of knowing if a win for us matters or not before going into the game

 

[Scot]

Eagles Players Shouts Out That Jason Garrett "Has To Take Uber Home!” After Beating Cowboys (VIDEO)

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Eagles players saying “I guess Jason Garrett is gonna have to take an Uber home” after Sunday’s game.

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