Running list of Jason Garrett embarrassing records and stats

[English Cowboy]

I was surprised to learn that this was Garrett’s first ever shut out

I would have never thought he’d made it this long without getting blanked before

In today's offensive leaning NFL it's really hard to score zero points. But kudos to Ol' Ginger Bollocks, he wasn't going to be denied, and he finally achieved it.

 

[dbair1967]

On a positive note, we're one step closer to me resurrecting "Day After Thoughts"

I committed to bringing it back "The Day After" Garrett gets shitcanned, and we're closing in on that.

 

[bbgun]

First time ever the Cowboys and Giants have been shut out on the same day.

 

[English Cowboy]

First time ever the Cowboys and Giants have been shut out on the same day.

Can we blame Garrett for the Giants getting shut out? Oh go on then, might as well.

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

Stepford Head Coach?

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

Reich is a rookie HC. So what is Garrett's record against rookie HCs now? I almost can guarantee that no HC in the history of the NFL has as abysmal record against rookie HCs than Garrett.

 

[yimyammer]

Somebody good with graphics should photoshop up a MAD magazine cover, name it GLAD and shop Ginger's face onto Alfred E. Neumann.


YIMYAMMER - Could you pleeeese get your Pro on this?

 

[Scot]

Garrett makes the top 5 worst coaching mistakes of the 2018 season

Jason Garrett makes top-five for worst coaching move of 2018

 

[NoMoRedJ]

Idgit still swinging from Red's jock:


I’m not sure how you could be so wrong about the coach. It’s easy to say we should have been a lot better than we were. The reality is, we’ve been pretty much exactly as good as our talent during this period. The ‘super talent’ you mention cake coupled with a historically bad defense. League bad, not franchise bad. The test of an organization is assembling and retaining players, and we’ve done it better than most, but not as good as some during the Garrett years. Where we’ve primarily fallen down is in nit handicapping certain positions properly in the event of injury, and in not being quite aggressive enough in very specific situations in free agency. The issue has never been the coaching.

 

[SixisBetter]

Idgit still swinging from Red's jock:


The issue has never been the coaching.

Yeah, I'm sure those coaches that left in the off-season just wanted to spend more time with their families.
And the fish rots from the head down.

 

[NoMoRedJ]

Yeah, I'm sure those coaches that left in the off-season just wanted to spend more time with their families.
And the fish rots from the head down.

3 rotten heads

 

[dbair1967]

Idgit still swinging from Red's jock:


I’m not sure how you could be so wrong about the coach. It’s easy to say we should have been a lot better than we were. The reality is, we’ve been pretty much exactly as good as our talent during this period. The ‘super talent’ you mention cake coupled with a historically bad defense. League bad, not franchise bad. The test of an organization is assembling and retaining players, and we’ve done it better than most, but not as good as some during the Garrett years. Where we’ve primarily fallen down is in nit handicapping certain positions properly in the event of injury, and in not being quite aggressive enough in very specific situations in free agency. The issue has never been the coaching.

, what a total fucktard.

 

[icup]

Jason garrett looks like the second coming of landry

 

[Scot]

How Jason Garrett ranks among NFC coaches in the postseason

 

[ThoughtExperiment]

How Jason Garrett ranks among NFC coaches in the postseason

. He's ahead of a guy who won a Superbowl last year with a backup QB?

 

[icup]

 

[Scot]

Gold star for Garrett

 

[NoMoRedJ]

Mark Lane
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@therealmarklane
4m4 minutes ago

This is the first time in #Cowboys playoff history they have surrendered 100 rushing yards to two different running backs in the same playoff game.

 

[Scot]

Mark Lane
‏

@therealmarklane
4m4 minutes ago

This is the first time in #Cowboys playoff history they have surrendered 100 rushing yards to two different running backs in the same playoff game.

And they damn near did that by halftime

 

[icup]

Most offensive yds by a rams team ever




More than any eric dickerson team

More than the greatest show on turf