Bob Sacamano

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So much for being the next Melton. Briscoe is intriguing. Though I'm sure omegasupreme has his thoughts on the type of WR he is.
 
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Not that Whaley was going to be a world beater or anything, but it seems odd to release a DT when we're weak there for another WR who probably won't make any noise here with the guys in front of him.
 
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Why is Briscoe intriguing? He's already sucked on a number of teams. He'll suck here too.
 

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Not that Whaley was going to be a world beater or anything, but it seems odd to release a DT when we're weak there for another WR who probably won't make any noise here with the guys in front of him.
Maybe he's considered more "Romo Friendly."
 

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Why is Briscoe intriguing? He's already sucked on a number of teams. He'll suck here too.

He is a big, slow WR with good body control but a poor work ethic. He ran afoul of both Schiano and Shanahan with missing practices and just plain and simple dumb ass behavior.

But hey, we are all about finding the Right Kinda Guys. Players who are passionate and are workers and stuff.

Both of our last two signings have been McClain and this guy.

I pity those who cannot see what is being built here.
 

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I'm just curious as to why I have read, "Dallas signed another Dez". Not even fucking close.
 
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Hopefully he just meant it in regards to name and not talent level. Otherwise, he should probably be tested for mental illness.
 
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So much for being the next Melton. Briscoe is intriguing. Though I'm sure omegasupreme has his thoughts on the type of WR he is.


Pre-draft measurables
Ht Wt Arm length Hand size 40-yd dash 10-yd split 20-yd split 20-ss 3-cone Vert Broad BP
6 ft 2 in 207 lb 331⁄2 in 91⁄2 in 4.66 s 1.60 s 2.68 s 4.57 s 7.10 s 33 in 9 ft 7 in 9 reps

Right on Bob. It's all a big transparent blob of stupidity that Jason has with offensive free agents. When in Dallas Bill Parcells described how he wanted the personnel department to see players through his eyes. Jason seems to have requests the same from the personnel dept and seems to disregard need and talent at the skill positions and just pick up players that have backgrounds in his ridiculous backyard football scheme. Brizcoe spent his most time playing in Tampa with Greg Olson as OC and even started 2 games in 2011. Greg Olson is a part of the Linehan fraternity which includes the guy who was a part of drafting Briscoe to the Bengals and that was Bob Bratkowski. Let's look at what people are saying about Bratkowski:

From cincy jungle article: "This year's coaching staff will feature a very familiar face for the Cincinnati Bengals. buried within the Bengals media guide is the name of a former coach who many Bengals fans still cringe at hearing the name of. Roaming the sideline again will be the former offensive coordinator Bob Bratkowski. Many remember the much-maligned and heavily-criticized Bengals offensive coordinator’s decade in Cincinnati as one with a run of a few spectacular years mixed with maddeningly inconsistent units that struggled to reach the endzone. When in Cincinnati, he was often criticized for his offensive system, but even more so his predictable play-calling. A poor offensive line did not help a offensive playbook that contains many slow-developing plays. His offensive system was often accused of being stale and ineffective. It seemed as though he used a playbook consisting of mainly four passing plays, but sometimes, it seemed even less than that. The trick was the option routes, adjusted based on coverage. Remember all the interceptions that led directly to Carson Palmer yelling at Chad Johnson? Many times those were a result of Chad not properly reading overages and subsequently adjusting his route. One strength of Brat though was his ability to adapt to the talent on the roster."

Doesn't that sound familiar?

Anyway...

Briscoe is not fast (which other than Benford, and Washington, the WR corp is lacking), not even remotely quick (which other than Beasley, the WR corp is lacking), his 10 yards is slower than James Hanna, his vertical is pathetic, and at 9 reps he is just weak.

But hey...he knows the scheme so Jason doesn't have to coach him the "intricacies" of "if the DB is here, run here. If the SS moves in, we change run to pass. If QB gets sacked while waiting for you to run away from DB who seems to know your routes better than you do, diagnose offensive line as weak".
 

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Hopefully he just meant it in regards to name and not talent level. Otherwise, he should probably be tested for mental illness.

Yeah, hopefully that's all he meant. Kavner is usually pretty level-headed, so you're probably right.
 
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Many remember the much-maligned and heavily-criticized Bengals offensive coordinator’s decade in Cincinnati as one with a run of a few spectacular years mixed with maddeningly inconsistent units that struggled to reach the endzone. When in Cincinnati, he was often criticized for his offensive system, but even more so his predictable play-calling. A poor offensive line did not help a offensive playbook that contains many slow-developing plays. His offensive system was often accused of being stale and ineffective. It seemed as though he used a playbook consisting of mainly four passing plays, but sometimes, it seemed even less than that. The trick was the option routes, adjusted based on coverage. Remember all the interceptions that led directly to Carson Palmer yelling at Chad Johnson? Many times those were a result of Chad not properly reading overages and subsequently adjusting his route. One strength of Brat though was his ability to adapt to the talent on the roster."

Doesn't that sound familiar?
All except that last unbolded sentence.
 

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Weren't some simps at other forums predicting pretty great things for Whaley?
A little research netted this humorous nugget:

http://www.nfl.com/draft/2014/profiles/chris-whaley?id=2543661

Weaknesses
Marginal processing speed and reactive quickness -- guesses too much and is late to find the ball. Not stout -- is too easily rooted out of holes. Very green hand use -- has no plan. Lacks functional playing strength to handle the double team. Inconsistent effort. Gets pinballed too easily. Modest production.​


Sounds tailor made for Dallas!:funny

Went undrafted, Dallas took a flyer on him as a FA. Looks like a good cut to me. Former running back who was switched to the DL in college. Might need to consider going back to RB.
 
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