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Garrett is and has proven to be an 8-8 coach throughout his coaching career

That’s his history, it always has been

That isn’t (or at least it shouldn’t have been) good enough for the Cowboys.

We as Cowboy fans want and expect more

Other teams would be happy with an 8-8 finish each season

Someone WILL employ him

Book it!
 

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Garrett is and has proven to be an 8-8 coach throughout his coaching career

That’s his history, it always has been

That isn’t (or at least it shouldn’t have been) good enough for the Cowboys.

We as Cowboy fans want and expect more

Other teams would be happy with an 8-8 finish each season

Someone WILL employ him

Book it!
You're saying HE will deliver tham their magical 8-8! You're saying he is a good enough coach that his very presence will lift let's say, the Bungles.. From 0-16 to 8-8!

You don't even know what you're really saying.
 

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All GMs and owners know Garrett sucks as a coach.

You want to have it both ways. You want to say Garrett sucks but at the same time you seem to think he's a good enough coach to get a longtime cellar dweller to 8-8 on a regular basis.

You can't have your carrot cake and eat it too. You're using the same failed argument you had on Dez. And yeah, Dez eventually got signed but your stated fear was he would come back to haunt us and torch us. You were saying he sucked but feared someone would sign him and we would rue the day.

Stop it. It's circular illogic.

I said Dez would get signed

You said he wouldn’t

He did get signed. It’s that simple

Did he deserve to get signed? Should he have been signed? Did it work out for the team that signed him?

No
No
And no

And none of that matters

The fact remains that he WAS signed just like I said he would be

My argument wasn’t should he have been signed. My argument was that someone WOULD sign him

Which is the same exact point I’m making with Garrett

Does he deserve to be signed?
Should he be singed by another team?

No and no

But will Garrett be signed by another team even when Dooms believes he won’t?

Yes he will!

Just like Dez was

Some team will be desperate enough to employ him, just like they did with Dez.

Did it work out for the Saints?

Hell no

Will it work out for whatever team signs Garrett?

Hell no

But will Garrett coach for another team?

Yes he will
 

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You're saying HE will deliver tham their magical 8-8! You're saying he is a good enough coach that his very presence will lift let's say, the Bungles.. From 0-16 to 8-8!

You don't even know what you're really saying.

I never said he would turn a shitty team into an 8-8 team

I said that Garrett’s 8-8 history will be good enough for another team to hire him.
 

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I said Dez would get signed
You said he would get signed AND TORCH US. You feared we would rue the day we ever let him go. And when he wasn't signed FOR OVER A YEAR you just got quiet like a little mousey.

The Saints weren't desperate, they had the luxury of taking a flyer on him and he got hurt. They didn't keep him after he got well.

And... I've never said some team won't make Garrett their HC. That was a different poster. You can't even keep the most basic elements straight.
 

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I never said he would turn a shitty team into an 8-8 team

I said that Garrett’s 8-8 history will be good enough for another team to hire him.
Your argument SHOULD BE that owners and GMs of annual cellar dwellers are just stupid, and THAT is why one of them might sign Garrett. And you would get no argument there. Master of the oblivious.
 

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Dez recently tweeted that he just isnt ready to play in the NFL right now (something along the lines of having his priorities right) but he could becuz teams want him.
Yeah.. That's what he says when he's getting NO interest.
 

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And... I've never said some team won't make Garrett their HC. That was a different poster. You can't even keep the most basic elements straight.

So just for clarifications sake, since you said that ALL GM’s and owners know Garrett sucks as a coach is this Doom saying that Garrett will or will not coach for another team when he gets fired from the Cowboys?
 

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since you said that ALL GM’s and owners know Garrett sucks as a coach
That doesn't mean they're not stupid, right? You can know water is a liquid, but not know it can be solid at times.
 

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when he gets fired from the Cowboys?
I don't even know he's gonna be fired. Do you? It wouldn't surprise any of us to have Jerry extend the fuck for another five years.
 

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That doesn't mean they're not stupid, right? You can know water is a liquid, but not know it can be solid at times.

That didn’t answer my question

Stick within the goal posts
 

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That didn’t answer my question
Your question was rhetorical, and was a deflection. It's done to dodge the fact that I never said he wouldn't be hired as a HC, as you asserted.

I didn't say, haven't said, and don't even know that he'll be fired.
I hate chasing goal posts
When you're the one moving them, that's not surprising.
 

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You're probably just like Jerry, sitting there drunk off your ass thinking that if Garrett gets a HC job with another team, he'll beat us in the Super Bowl or a playoff game! LOL
 

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Your question was rhetorical, and was a deflection. It's done to dodge the fact that I never said he wouldn't be hired as a HC, as you asserted.

I didn't say, haven't said, and don't even know that he'll be fired.
When you're the one moving them, that's not surprising.

You didn’t say it, you just implied it

You said “All GMs and owners know Garrett sucks as a coach”

So I’ll ask you again, since the question was apparently confusing for you the first time

Will Garrett be signed as a coach for another team after he gets fired from the Cowboys?

Yes or no answers only for those following along

It’s not a difficult question.
 

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You didn’t say it, you just implied it

You said “All GMs and owners know Garrett sucks as a coach”

So I’ll ask you again, since the question was apparently confusing for you the first time

Will Garrett be signed as a coach for another team after he gets fired from the Cowboys?

Yes or no answers only for those following along

It’s not a difficult question.

NO
 

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Somebody already mucked up this thread with Dez crap.
No... Bringing up the illogical argument about Dez torching us when we let him walk to show the same argument is being used now, by the same guy but now with Garrett, is topical. Posting Dez tweets that have nothing to do with the thread, is not.
 

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You didn’t say it, you just implied it
I didn't imply anything, other than all owners and GMs know Garrett sucks as a coach. This does NOT mean they're not so stupid they wouldn't hire him anyway.
Will Garrett be signed as a coach for another team after he gets fired from the Cowboys?
Ask me after he is FIRED. The firing has to come first. Until then there's no room to speculate, for intelligent people anyway.
 
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