Randy Gregory fails yet ANOTHER drug test

[Midswat]

Even routine stories he told just wasn't believable. Like how he never texts, and when the guy at the cell phone store tried to talk to Hostile about the features of texting, Hostile grabbed him by the collar of his shirt and told him he doesn't text.

Yeah... I'm sure you really physically assaulted a cell phone salesman because he mentioned texting.

But he loved to exaggerate even the routine. He's never ever had an alcoholic beverage. Never had a carbonated beverage. He and Julie have NEVER even had a single argument. Etc.

 

[Irving Cowboy]

He's never ever had an alcoholic beverage. Never had a carbonated beverage.

He got that from Herschel Walker.

 

[Iamtdg]

The Seal Team 6 photo thing was especially funny because someone said "those are plastic arms", to which Hostile said something like "I would know if those were plastic, my mom had a plastic arm."

That may have been said by me or someone else. It just seems way too funny. But maybe it was him?

It was him.

 

[NoMoRedJ]

Even routine stories he told just wasn't believable. Like how he never texts, and when the guy at the cell phone store tried to talk to Hostile about the features of texting, Hostile grabbed him by the collar of his shirt and told him he doesn't text.

Yeah... I'm sure you really physically assaulted a cell phone salesman because he mentioned texting.

But he loved to exaggerate even the routine. He's never ever had an alcoholic beverage. Never had a carbonated beverage. He and Julie have NEVER even had a single argument. Etc.

Julie must be his wife? Maybe she doesnt argue because he grabs her by the collar too. And she probably knows not to text him.

 

[Iamtdg]

Julie must be his wife? Maybe she doesnt argue because he grabs her by the collar too. And she probably knows not to text him.

He would never touch a woman. He is way too chivalrous for that.

 

[ZeroClub]

Even routine stories he told just wasn't believable. Like how he never texts, and when the guy at the cell phone store tried to talk to Hostile about the features of texting, Hostile grabbed him by the collar of his shirt and told him he doesn't text.

Yeah... I'm sure you really physically assaulted a cell phone salesman because he mentioned texting.

But he loved to exaggerate even the routine. He's never ever had an alcoholic beverage. Never had a carbonated beverage. He and Julie have NEVER even had a single argument. Etc.

In short, he's a drama queen.

 

[cmd34]

He got that from Herschel Walker.

Actually, Mormons don't believe in drinking alcohol or caffeine.

 

[Sheik]

Mormons are missing out.

 

[NoMoRedJ]

He would never touch a woman. He is way too chivalrous for that.

Even if his wife wont let him watch Cowboys games?

 

[Iamtdg]

Even if his wife wont let him watch Cowboys games?

Oh, he gets to watch. He just has to go in the back room to do so. He just doesn't get to be a real man and watch it from his recliner.

 

[yimyammer]

Hey Fuzzy Lumpkins:

Chime in here if you've got a problem with me and anything I've said instead being a fucking pussy, skulking around here and then running back to the cowboys zone and making cowardly assertions you've pulled out of your ass in attempt to earn favor with your butt buddy hostile.

lol, but you wont, you'll read this and take your gutless ass out of here without responding because you're a scared little bitch

 

[Iamtdg]

Hey Fuzzy Lumpkins:

Chime in here if you've got a problem with me and anything I've said instead being a fucking pussy, skulking around here and then running back to the cowboys zone and making cowardly assertions you've pulled out of your ass in attempt to earn favor with your butt buddy hostile.

lol, but you wont, you'll read this and take your gutless ass out of here without responding because you're a scared little bitch

I like the fact that Hos gets to see all of this. Maybe he will finally get some help. Maybe even get him a new balloon.

 

[yimyammer]

I like the fact that Hos gets to see all of this. Maybe he will finally get some help. Maybe even get him a new balloon.

no chance, he'll just double down and use my posts to further play the martyr

 

[NoMoRedJ]

Oh, he gets to watch. He just has to go in the back room to do so. He just doesn't get to be a real man and watch it from his recliner.

How do you guys know this stuff?

 

[Iamtdg]

How do you guys know this stuff?

Because he is constantly making everything about him. So, it provides tons of ammo. He has offered up all this. No one had to go look for it.

 

[cockstrong]

How do you guys know this stuff?

Once
If his friends gives me access to his Facebook page and his Cowboys own site

 

[TheZoneSucks]

This Hostile you guys paint a picture of sounds like a real drama queen and a one man soap opera.

I've been either posting or lurking on many Cowboys boards since the late 1990s. I've wanted to slap an arm bar on Hostile for over 10 years.

 

[NoMoRedJ]

It would be hard to imagine a bunch of people make all this stuff up about Hostile.

 

[yimyammer]

It would be hard to imagine a bunch of people make all this stuff up about Hostile.

Yet, he'd swear to you on a stack of bibles, that we're all full of it and we've made his life "a living hell"

lmao

 

[ThoughtExperiment]

Hey Fuzzy Lumpkins:

Chime in here if you've got a problem with me and anything I've said instead being a fucking pussy, skulking around here and then running back to the cowboys zone and making cowardly assertions you've pulled out of your ass in attempt to earn favor with your butt buddy hostile.

lol, but you wont, you'll read this and take your gutless ass out of here without responding because you're a scared little bitch