RadioShack closing 1,100 stores

[Jon88]

Put it in your mouth and watch it grow.

Have you ever woken up to a blowjob before?

 

[NoDak]

It's too late, David. I'm writing the suicide note as we speak and going to Home Depot to get some rope after work.

Oh, don't you fuckin' tease me.

 

[bbgun]

Have you ever woken up to a blowjob before?

summer camp, 1979

 

[Jon88]

summer camp, 1979

You old.

And you were supposed to ask me if I have so I can tell you that yes, I have. That was the whole point of the question.

 

[bbgun]

no one wants to hear about your stepdad's morning hijinks, Jon

 

[Jon88]

I used to shave my ass with my stepdad's beard and mustache trimmer.

True story

 

[Texas Ace]

I used to shave my ass with my stepdad's beard and mustache trimmer.

True story

 

[Rock Slamdance]

Jon didn't get a Nintendo until like 1990. I'm shocked he knows what radio shack is...

 

[Jon88]

I spent 9 straight hours playing Super Mario until I beat it.

Another true story

 

[Rock Slamdance]

Super Mario is what Jon's stepdad calls his cock.

 

[Jon88]

Rude

 

[NoDak]

Rude

Speaking of rude, lying to us about killing yourself was uncalled for.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

lol