Orlando Scandrick Suspended First 4 Games

[ZeroClub]

This team has an uncanny ability to find new and unexpected ways to crush even fleeting moments of optimism among their fans.

 

[dbair1967]

This team has an uncanny ability to find new and unexpected ways to crush even fleeting moments of optimism among their fans.

I'm usually as optimistic as anyone during the offseason and training camps, but even I'm finding anything much to be excited about with this team this year.

The only saving grace for us is the NFC East dosnt have any really good teams, and other than teams like New Orleans, Philly, Indy and maybe Chicago, we don't play any really high powered offensive teams. As good as our offense should be, we should be in most games if they stay healthy on offense and don't turn the ball over.

 

[ThoughtExperiment]

Let's see if we can guess the next things to go wrong...

Witten blows out ACL in practice
Dez shot in the foot in club incident
Tyron Smith busted for PEDs
Tony's back blows out tying his shoe
Garrett extended because no coach could possibly be judged under these circumstances

 

[peplaw06]

I really wouldn't be surprised if Garrett got a 3 year extension before the season started. Once the season starts, it's going to get bad quickly, and Jerry may want to get out ahead of the inevitable calls for the ginger's head.

 

[marionbarberthe4th]

Let's see if we can guess the next things to go wrong...

Witten blows out ACL in practice
Dez shot in the foot in club incident
Tyron Smith busted for PEDs
Tony's back blows out tying his shoe
Garrett extended because no coach could possibly be judged under these circumstances

Racist

 

[Rynie]

I don't care if every starter gets hurt. There are ZERO excuses left for the ineptitude of Garrett.

 

[cockstrong]

I don't care if every starter gets hurt. There are ZERO excuses left for the ineptitude of Garrett.

Thats actually not true. The only thing besides winning that will bring Garret back is the injury excuse.

I want a healthy team with no excuses

That also loses early and often

 

[CobraKai]

never had a fun time on molly. I think I'm immune or something.

 

[Rynie]

I know for a fact if we start 0-5, Garrett will be fired before game 6. So there's that.

 

[bbgun]

nice going, bitch

 

[cockstrong]

nice going, bitch

I would eat molly out of her shit if she asked me too

 

[Rynie]

Not with all the BBC ' S that have been up inside her.

 

[NoShame]

I think Scandrick is a pretty good player for us but some of you are acting like he was gonna make or break our defense this year. Come on.

 

[yimyammer]

Figuratively Lol'd

 

[Midswat]

I think Scandrick is a pretty good player for us but some of you are acting like he was gonna make or break our defense this year. Come on.

Noshame is right.

If there's a position where we have the depth to overcome recreational drug use suspensions, it's cornerback.

BW Webb, bitches. BW Webb.

 

[dbair1967]

I know for a fact if we start 0-5, Garrett will be fired before game 6. So there's that.

Guessing?

 

[Rynie]

Nope. My buddy works at Valley Ranch. Now, he told me this like 3 months ago, but I doubt much had changed in that regard. I just fear the injury excuse will save him once again and we all have to endure him longer.

 

[ThoughtExperiment]

So it's probably 0-6 = fired, 1-5 = extension :cr122

 

[peplaw06]

Scandrick's all like, "No excuses, I made a mistake." No excuses except that I have appealed this since April claiming that I was in Mexico, I didn't know the substance was on the banned list, and I wasn't trying to enhance my performance. The NFL didn't buy those excuses, so I have no MORE excuses.

 

[jnday]

I think Scandrick is a pretty good player for us but some of you are acting like he was gonna make or break our defense this year. Come on.

Scandrick has never been much more than a role player. Last year, he was the best player on a very bad defense and fans started thinking he is better than he really is. He is just an average player on a defense that stinks.