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I like Marcus Spears' locker. Maybe a trade coming to bring him back?
about as exciting as my grandparents' slideshow of Carlsbad Caverns
about as exciting as my grandparents' slideshow of Carlsbad Caverns
Ive pleasured myself to the picture of Jon's hand twice already
I've got mine on the computer now.
$29.99 per ticket with a guide, $19.99 without a guide and you don't get to see as much. We chose the first one. And no, you don't have to pay for parking.
Fuck you
Fuck you
And fuck you
Did you Tell him Larry Allen didnt play for Dallas in 1992 and demand your money back?Ok, I'll remember that on my next tour.
I think we got the worst tour guide. He was an old man who had been with the team in some capacity since the early 90s. Very cheesy. He said the 1992 Super Bowl team had the biggest offensive line ever and mentioned Larry Allen being on it. Then he talked about how his wife has MS and Ryan Seacrest gave him $300 on behalf of his foundation and how he refused it but then accepted it. That was about a 3 minute story. The other part of the tour consisted of minute details that no one really cares about, like how many feet of phone line are in the stadium, the angle of the glass outside, the size of the screws in the beams that run from each end, etc. etc.
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I'm not sure why his name is still there. Each locker costs $10,000 a piece. They're made of wood harvested from the African Rain Forest (I thought that was lame).
That's not so bad.
What's the cheapist football game one could attend there?
They'd do an occasional high school game at Texas Stadium. Do they do it at JerryWorld? What are the lowest profile college games played there? Any Mean Green games?
Shit, I feel left out.
Pretty cool Jon. I would like to do a tour like that someday. I’d pay just to get on the field and run a couple routes.
Pretty cool Jon. I would like to do a tour like that someday. I’d pay just to get on the field and run a couple routes.
They'd probably make you mow the field or something.
#obscuremexicanjoke
They'd probably make you mow the field or something.
#obscuremexicanjoke
For someone who was always so quick to complain about being "attacked", he never made any attempt to hide the things that got under his skin.
Gamorrah works too considering how many times we've been raped in there.Jerryworld, Death Star, and Babylon are all acceptable.
I shot a rope onto my keyboard
more like dribbled
He wanted to enjoy the tour before y'all (once again) turn things gay.Jon, why Didnt you mention you were taking a tour of the stadium?
Jon, why Didnt you mention you were taking a tour of the stadium?
Thanks for the tour shots, Jon. I enjoyed some of the classic replies, also.