Rynie
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Maybe it's because I have a baby due on the first week of the season, but I'm not excited at all about football.
The draft? I don't fucking care. It's being held like 8 miles from my house at Dysfunction Junction. I dont care.
These new assistant/position coaches? They're not shit.
Dak ain't shit. Dez ain't shit. Sean Lee will break his vagina in day 3 of TC. Now, Tyron Smith (our BEST player) has a bad back. Elliott's Ninja Turtle lookin' ass will get suspended.
But most of all....Garrett, Linehan, and Marinelli. We will continue to run up the middle on 1st down 99% of the time, stay predictable, and not take shots downfield. Our defense will still NOT get to the QB, or get turnovers.
I've put my PSL's up for sale. If I can't sell them, I will go ahead and buy the tickets, but sell ALL OF THEM FOR PROFIT. I hope Theebs is reading this. I also hope opposing fans buy them for every game.
The draft? I don't fucking care. It's being held like 8 miles from my house at Dysfunction Junction. I dont care.
These new assistant/position coaches? They're not shit.
Dak ain't shit. Dez ain't shit. Sean Lee will break his vagina in day 3 of TC. Now, Tyron Smith (our BEST player) has a bad back. Elliott's Ninja Turtle lookin' ass will get suspended.
But most of all....Garrett, Linehan, and Marinelli. We will continue to run up the middle on 1st down 99% of the time, stay predictable, and not take shots downfield. Our defense will still NOT get to the QB, or get turnovers.
I've put my PSL's up for sale. If I can't sell them, I will go ahead and buy the tickets, but sell ALL OF THEM FOR PROFIT. I hope Theebs is reading this. I also hope opposing fans buy them for every game.