Mike and Mike Question

[Oldfestus408]

On Mike and Mike the other day the question was:

If you could buy your favorite NFL team, what would be the first thing you would do?

I would buy the Cowboys and FIRE the GM immediately.
Then I would rehire him and fire his butt 20 seconds later just because I could (and would want too)!

 

[Midswat]

Fire Garrett. No question.

 

[bbgun]

Fix the uniforms.

 

[ThoughtExperiment]

1. Fire every Garrett in the building.

2. Fire everyone else and start over.

 

[Sheik]

It wouldn't be enough to just be able to fire Jerry and the staff. I want blood.

 

[Scot]

Fix the uniforms.

What's wrong with the unis?

 

[Scot]

The fist thing I'd do is fire everyone and re-hire Jimmy Johnson. Pay him whatever the fuck he wanted (up to an including a stake in the team to keep him involved until he dies) to come back in and get this team back to prominence. Make him GM and give him absolute control of player acquisition. Then I'd sit back and enjoy a couple super bowl wins.

Edit: wait a sec, wouldn't that just make me another Jerry Jones?

 

[bbgun]

What's wrong with the unis?

I'm going to assume you're 35 or younger and can't remember what the unis used to look like in their heyday. The Cowboys have six colors on their home uniforms: navy blue on the helmet, royal blue on the jersey and pants, metallic blue/silver helmet shells, silver-green pants. The pants are by far the worst offenders. The color green belongs in Green Bay, not Dallas.

 

[peplaw06]

I'm going to assume you're 35 or younger and can't remember what the unis used to look like in their heyday.

That and he must have not seen a bbgun uniform czar post.

 

[yimyammer]

On Mike and Mike the other day the question was:

If you could buy your favorite NFL team, what would be the first thing you would do?

I would buy the Cowboys and FIRE the GM immediately.
Then I would rehire him and fire his butt 20 seconds later just because I could (and would want too)!

This would make me as happy as three super bowl wins, especially if each time you did it, you had a huge press conference and yelled at jeri saying:

"You're fired mother fucker!"

Then you bring him back to another huge press conference and say:

"I was too hard on you, I've got a special job for you, come on back"

Jeri says "uh, well, uh, thank ya sir"

You: "yeah, jeri that's all well and good but why dont you run along now, I've got some things to discuss with the media"

***Jeri starts to leave the room***

You: "one more thing jeri!"

jeri: "uh, what's, uh, that, uh?"

You: "Don't let the door hit you in the ass when you leave because YOU'RE FIRED AGAIN MOTHER FUCKER!!"

**All in attendance erupt in a 24 hour standing ovation and drunken orgy***

 

[yimyammer]

Fix the uniforms.

lol

 

[Midswat]

The fist thing I'd do is fire everyone and re-hire Jimmy Johnson. Pay him whatever the fuck he wanted (up to an including a stake in the team to keep him involved until he dies) to come back in and get this team back to prominence. Make him GM and give him absolute control of player acquisition. Then I'd sit back and enjoy a couple super bowl wins.

Edit: wait a sec, wouldn't that just make me another Jerry Jones?

Jimmy doesn't have the fire anymore. And he doesn't have his "tree" anymore. And he doesn't know the college players as well. And he doesn't have a Herschell Walker trade.

It wouldn't work.

 

[Scot]

I'm going to assume you're 35 or younger and can't remember what the unis used to look like in their heyday. The Cowboys have six colors on their home uniforms: navy blue on the helmet, royal blue on the jersey and pants, metallic blue/silver helmet shells, silver-green pants. The pants are by far the worst offenders. The color green belongs in Green Bay, not Dallas.

Not even close

I wish I was under 35 again

The only problem I have is with the silvery blue-ish whateverthefuck color they are calling the pants

 

[Scot]

Jimmy doesn't have the fire anymore. And he doesn't have his "tree" anymore. And he doesn't know the college players as well. And he doesn't have a Herschell Walker trade.

It wouldn't work.

I'd still take what Jimmy has forgot about football over what Jason thinks he knows about football every day of the week

 

[bbgun]

Not even close

I wish I was under 35 again

The only problem I have is with the silvery blue-ish whateverthefuck color they are calling the pants

seafoam green. it needs to go bye bye.

 

[Scot]

That's what they call it? Or that's what the fans that hate it call it

 

[Scot]

Either way it needs to go back to silver

 

[bbgun]

Either way it needs to go back to silver

see the difference? Jerry doesn't.

 

[Scot]

Wow

It really stands out side by side

I kinda chalked it up to a weird color variation because of the tv on my end. Then I guess I just got used to it and accepted it

 

[Scot]

Seeing Landry getting ready to walk the team out makes me miss the good ole days