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or so they can tell everyone at the bar that they bought RG3 his swankass crystal napkin holders.
 
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Redskins 'astonished' with RGIII's progress


By all accounts, Washington Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III's recovery from his surgically repaired knee is ahead of schedule. Griffin even predicted he would be healthy for the start of training camp.

Chris Russell of ESPN Radio in Washington reports the Redskins have yet to set a time or date to clear their starting passer. This according to a source "very involved on the medical side."

The source said that whatever test the team's medical staff puts before RGIII, "he completely smashes it" and the Redskins are "astonished" by his progress
 
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Redskins DE Carriker to undergo surgery Thursday


Washington Redskins defensive end Adam Carriker will undergo surgery on his torn quadriceps on Thursday according to Tarik El-Bashir of CSNWashington.com and will be out indefinitely.

Carriker has been struggling to come back from the injury since 2012 and opened training camp this year on the PUP list. Undergoing future surgery virtually assures that Carriker will open the season on the reserve/PUP list and will cost him at least the first six games of the 2013 season. Stephen Bowen and Jarvis Jenkins will be Washington's starting defensive ends in Week 1.

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Jarvis Jenkins is going to be a good one. Talented young player. Unfortunately.
 
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I think she has it in her head that that video will go viral and that the Redskins will feel sorry for her and send her sweet swag.

I don't think she realizes how fucking pathetic she looks, or how that is forced/fake crying.

Trust me... I'm an expert on that. My crazy ex wife can play victim and have croccodile tears at the drop of the hat.
 

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On the money mid. She reminds me of every crazy chick I dated, but uglier. She is a loon. The skins should banish her.
 

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Redskins DE Carriker to undergo surgery Thursday


Washington Redskins defensive end Adam Carriker will undergo surgery on his torn quadriceps on Thursday according to Tarik El-Bashir of CSNWashington.com and will be out indefinitely.

Carriker has been struggling to come back from the injury since 2012 and opened training camp this year on the PUP list. Undergoing future surgery virtually assures that Carriker will open the season on the reserve/PUP list and will cost him at least the first six games of the 2013 season. Stephen Bowen and Jarvis Jenkins will be Washington's starting defensive ends in Week 1.

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Jarvis Jenkins is going to be a good one. Talented young player. Unfortunately.
Jarvis Jenkins suspended four games, leaving Jenkins “shocked and confused”

Posted by Mike Florio on July 26, 2013, 4:17 PM EDT


The NFL has announced that Redskins defensive end Jarvis Jenkins has been suspended four games for violating the league’s policy regarding performance-enhancing substances.

He’ll be permitted to participate in training camp and the preseason. He’ll then be gone until Monday, September 30.

The Redskins have released a statement from Jenkins in which he attempts to undermine the notion that he cheated.

“When I learned that I tested positive for a substance that is banned under the NFL policy, I was shocked and confused,” Jenkins said. “It’s an obscure substance that I’ve never even heard of, and I still don’t know how it got into my body. My only guess is that it came from one of the supplements I was taking around the time of the test, even though none of them listed anything banned.”

Players are responsible for whatever is in their bodies, so it doesn’t matter. The league has an approved list of supplements that do not contain banned substances. If a guy goes off that list, he does so at his own risk.

And nothing he says — whether it’s “I’m shocked and confused” or “I had a prescription” or “the supplement was spiked” or “my dog ate my homework then peed in my sample cup” or anything aimed at making him look like something other than a cheater — changes the fact that, whether he knew it or not, he was indeed cheating.

We just wish one of the players who is caught cheating would simply admit to it, instead of trying to downplay it.
 
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Jarvis Jenkins suspended four games, leaving Jenkins “shocked and confused”

Posted by Mike Florio on July 26, 2013, 4:17 PM EDT


The NFL has announced that Redskins defensive end Jarvis Jenkins has been suspended four games for violating the league’s policy regarding performance-enhancing substances.

He’ll be permitted to participate in training camp and the preseason. He’ll then be gone until Monday, September 30.

The Redskins have released a statement from Jenkins in which he attempts to undermine the notion that he cheated.

“When I learned that I tested positive for a substance that is banned under the NFL policy, I was shocked and confused,” Jenkins said. “It’s an obscure substance that I’ve never even heard of, and I still don’t know how it got into my body. My only guess is that it came from one of the supplements I was taking around the time of the test, even though none of them listed anything banned.”

Players are responsible for whatever is in their bodies, so it doesn’t matter. The league has an approved list of supplements that do not contain banned substances. If a guy goes off that list, he does so at his own risk.

And nothing he says — whether it’s “I’m shocked and confused” or “I had a prescription” or “the supplement was spiked” or “my dog ate my homework then peed in my sample cup” or anything aimed at making him look like something other than a cheater — changes the fact that, whether he knew it or not, he was indeed cheating.

We just wish one of the players who is caught cheating would simply admit to it, instead of trying to downplay it.

He was probably just not smoking weed with Von Miller.
 
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Well thats good news. But we don't play them until later in the year I don't think.

They also lost last years 4th round pick to a torn pec. But he only had 11 tackles last season so I think he was jsut a backup.

Nevertheless... I'm all for injuries to rivals. #classlessfan
 

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I don't know how this could have been put into my body ...unless... itwasanillegalsubstancethattheysnuckintherewithoutmeknowing!!

lol what a fucktard.
 

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I think she has it in her head that that video will go viral and that the Redskins will feel sorry for her and send her sweet swag.

I don't think she realizes how fucking pathetic she looks, or how that is forced/fake crying.

Trust me... I'm an expert on that. My crazy ex wife can play victim and have croccodile tears at the drop of the hat.

Did you divorce your wife or is this a previous marriage?

None of my business but I was just wondering.
 
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