Kyle Orton @KingNeckbeard
...He had a smile bigger than Texas and said "Damnit son, that is the best answer I've ever heard! Welcome to the Cowboys! YEEEEHAW!!"
17h
Kyle Orton @KingNeckbeard
Mr Jones asked me "what do you want KO?" & I said "the same thing all men want Jerry. Whiskey, money and skanks... Lots and lots of skanks."
Kyle Orton @KingNeckbeard
I've said it before and I'll say it again... Me + Romo's backwards hat = a waterfall of coochie juice in Dallas. This is going to be EPIC!
Kyle Orton @KingNeckbeard
You had me as soon as I set foot in the Baby Dolls stripclub, Dallas. Them gals sure know how to give a handjob! BOOSH!
13 Mar
Kyle Orton @KingNeckbeard
Some dude told me that Dallas has a ton of slutty cougar skanks with fake titties.... So of course I'm visiting the Cowboys. #priorities