JJT: Jerry regarding Jason

[Midswat]

I really don't even think I'm a cowboys fan anymore.

 

[ThoughtExperiment]

This about finishes me, too. I think this is basically the death knell for the careers of Romo and Witten and Ware, and that absolutely sucks.

I'm rampaging today but I'll calm down eventually and not care so much. Maybe I'll be an active Cowboy (really Jerry) hater, I dunno. Or that might take too much energy. Probably just enjoy college and the rest of the league, maybe focus on another team like the Rams.

 

[Jon88]

I really don't even think I'm a cowboys fan anymore.

No sir, don't you ever let me hear those words from you again. You're a Cowboys fan. OK?

 

[Jon88]

I'll be like that guy they rescued who had been at the bottom of the ocean for 3 days.

I'll go down with the ship if I have to. Who's with me?

 

[cmd34(work)]

[video=youtube;chqi8m4CEEY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chqi8m4CEEY[/video]

 

[yimyammer]

Like Hostile training someone about football with his "Football 101" bullshit.

He knows more about football than you'll ever dream of, I dare you insult king hostile

 

[marionbarberthe4th]

Some Of the quotes out of this crew that we aren't even posting and laughing at are simply fkn garbage

 

[Irving Cowboy]

Some Of the quotes out of this crew that we aren't even posting and laughing at are simply fkn garbage

What the fuck does that mean?

 

[Omegasupreme]

"We’ve put a lot of effort into training Jason Garrett. I want to take advantage of that. If we don’t have him, we don’t get payback for all the miscues and losses and criticism of sideline management. You don’t get a chance to benefit from the one way you learn - and that is the mistakes you make. So i want to have him around. "

I swear this mf'er gets the simple minds like Hostile and his window-licking crew to eat this up like corned beef hash. WTF does he even mean?

In a Jerry metaphor, it means that he bought the land that was supposed to be rich with potential and he is waiting for all the wasted time, money, and talent digging in the red clay to produced oil. It's not there but he doesn't want anyone else to suddenly strike it big should he get rid of that land.

 

[marionbarberthe4th]

What the fuck does that mean?

You could get a good look at a t-bone steak by sticking your head up a bulls ass but I'd rather take the butchers word for it

 

[Jon88]

You would have to pay me to see a game at AT&T Stadium. If he thinks he can keep charging these ridiculous prices he's mistaken.

 

[jeebus]

I don't understand how this guy became a billionaire.

His shit eating grin, used car salesman personality, and eternal optomism that a sucker is born every minute

 

[cmd34(work)]

His dad was pretty wealthy as well.

 

[Jon88]

I really don't even think I'm a cowboys fan anymore.

He made a lot of money in the oil business, bought the Cowboys for relatively cheap, "struck oil" with Jimmy, and he's been riding the wave since.