Jerry Rice: The Dallas Cowboys are 'fake pretenders'

[Midswat]

Former 49ers star and Hall of Famer Jerry Rice doesn't think the 6-3 Cowboys are contenders.

"I feel like the Cowboys are fake pretenders," Rice told Pro Football Now. "They show a potential at times, but then they show that, hey, look, you know, we’re not really that team. I think with Philadelphia, right now, they’re the front runners right now. Then, you’ve got the Dallas Cowboys, I’m a little hesitant when it comes to them." ​

"I'm sure I'm going to take a lot of heat. But I don't like those Cowboys anyhow.

When asked if Dallas quarterback Tony Romo is going to play, Rice said, "No." He also questioned the Cowboys inserting Romo back into the game in the loss to Washington.

"I questioned when he came back after he was hurt. I noticed Jerry Jones went down to the sidelines, he looked at Jason Garrett and he said, 'Look, he’s ready. Put him back in.' And I don’t think he should’ve been back in that ball game."

 

[cockstrong]

i think he may be right

 

[ZeroClub]

What is it with guys named Jerry?

 

[Midswat]

i think he may be right

He definitely is.

Still, he can go F himself.

 

[w8lifter]

Never liked Geraldine Rice, never will. Once a Fag Niner, always a Fag Niner. :gay

 

[Midswat]

Wait... Isn't calling us a "fake pretender" basically like calling us a contender?

Like.... Were not really pretenders. Were fake.

 

[peplaw06]

Yeah it's like Rice has been getting English lessons from Emmitt.

 

[Iamtdg]

Yeah it's like Rice has been getting English lessons from Emmitt.

Fake pretenders = Leopard never changing it's stripes

 

[ThoughtExperiment]

Fake pretenders = Leopard never changing it's stripes

Rice debacled that one.

 

[Hoofbite]

Does this mean they aren't pretenders?

What the fuck? Double negative type shit.

 

[Doomsday]

Been known to write a parody song or two, couldn't resist.

The fake pretenders

"oh-h-oh yes, we're the fake
pretenders
Pretending that we're doing well
Jerry's greed is such we pretend too much
We're lousy but no one can tell

Oh-oh, yes we're the fake
pretenders
Adrift without a plan of our own
We've played the game but to our real shame
eight and eight, is the record we own

Yes, we're the great pretenders
Coach laughin' and gay like a clown
He tries to be what he's not, you see
He makes me drink a bottle, of Crown
Pretending the team's not the Cleveland Browns"​

 

[Bonecrusher#31]

Jerry Rice, a recent graduate of the Emmitt Smith school of quotes...

Fake Pretenders ? Really ?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

So he's saying we're not really pretenders?

 

[dbair1967]

i think he may be right

I think he's a cocksucker

 

[w8lifter]

I think he's a cocksucker

Yup, Once a Fag Niner, always a Fag Niner.

 

[dbair1967]

Yup, Once a Fag Niner, always a Fag Niner.

He swears to this day that it was "just a mistake" he ended up in that transvestite massage parlor

Yeah sure Jerry the Fairy