It’s time to move on from Dez

[Doomsday]

With a load of BS from his coach Red
Dez shows his passion on the sideline

No.... More like:

With a childish tirade and the yelling at coach
This is how Dez shows his "passion"
But opponents all know just how much Dez blows
When their words take him out of the ac-tion!

 

[Doomsday]

So far:

The legend lives on from the Walmart on down
Of the big 88 they call Desmond
Dez after all never drops any balls
And always says 'yo throw it to me'

With a childish tirade and the yelling at coach
This is how Dez shows his "passion"
But opponents all know just how much Dez blows
When their words take him out of the ac-tion!

With a load of BS and throwing up the X
It's clear that his fat head is empty
And the ball gets caught by the defender too well
When Dez checks his route up way early

Dez was the pride of the Cowboys side
Both in Dallas and in Oklahoma
As the big wideouts go, he was dumber than most
Which is what made him per-fect for Jer-ry!

 

[NoMoRedJ]

So far:

The legend lives on from the Walmart on down
Of the big 88 they call Desmond
Dez after all never drops any balls
And always says 'yo throw it to me'

With a childish tirade and the yelling at coach
This is how Dez shows his "passion"
But opponents all know just how much Dez blows
When their words take him out of the ac-tion!

With a load of BS and throwing up the X
It's clear that his fat head is empty
And the ball gets caught by the defender too well
When Dez checks his route up way early

Dez was the pride of the Cowboys side
Both in Dallas and in Oklahoma
As the big wideouts go, he was dumber than most
Which is what made him per-fect for Jer-ry!

 

[Doomsday]

I'd keep going, but Dez really doesn't merit further verse work. I leave it for others to carry on.

 

[dbair1967]

So far:

The legend lives on from the Walmart on down
Of the big 88 they call Desmond
Dez after all never drops any balls
And always says 'yo throw it to me'

With a childish tirade and the yelling at coach
This is how Dez shows his "passion"
But opponents all know just how much Dez blows
When their words take him out of the ac-tion!

With a load of BS and throwing up the X
It's clear that his fat head is empty
And the ball gets caught by the defender too well
When Dez checks his route up way early

Dez was the pride of the Cowboys side
Both in Dallas and in Oklahoma
As the big wideouts go, he was dumber than most
Which is what made him per-fect for Jer-ry!

Holy shit. Good job Dooms

 

[Doomsday]

Holy shit. Good job Dooms

It drips with haterade.

 

[Scot]

https://www.12up.com/posts/6148990-dez-bryant-s-career-could-actually-be-over/partners/43790

 

[Doomsday]

https://www.12up.com/posts/6148990-dez-bryant-s-career-could-actually-be-over/partners/43790

These lapdog fanbois still saying he is a "matchup nightmare in the red zone" and that hasn't been true since he got his big contract, if it ever even was - and this particular idiot letting his blatant fan flag fly by saying we should "embrace the sad truth" that his career may be over. It's not a "sad truth" it's a joyous one that some of us knew around this time last year, when he was coming off a season where Cole freaking Beasley was our top receiver instead of him.

 

[icup]

These lapdog fanbois still saying he is a "matchup nightmare in the red zone" and that hasn't been true since he got his big contract, if it ever even was - and this particular idiot letting his blatant fan flag fly by saying we should "embrace the sad truth" that his career may be over. It's not a "sad truth" it's a joyous one that some of us knew around this time last year, when he was coming off a season where Cole freaking Beasley was our top receiver instead of him.

i dont see dez being a matchup nightmare with anyone other than a walmart security camera

 

[dbair1967]

Dez got a job yet?

 

[Doomsday]

i dont see dez being a matchup nightmare with anyone other than a walmart security camera

Beautiful

 

[icup]

theres a preview of the new episode of hard knocks of dez meeting with hue jackson


hue asks dez what hes looking for from the browns

dez says he just wants come in, chill with the browns and to be honest with him











not prove people that he can still play



not help the team win games




not provide veteran leadership to young receivers (lol i would spit out my coffee if i was hue jackson and dez bryant told me that)





nope



dez wants to chill


and he wants honesty

 

[NoMoRedJ]

theres a preview of the new episode of hard knocks of dez meeting with hue jackson


hue asks dez what hes looking for from the browns

dez says he just wants come in, chill with the browns and to be honest with him











not prove people that he can still play



not help the team win games




not provide veteran leadership to young receivers (lol i would spit out my coffee if i was hue jackson and dez bryant told me that)





nope



dez wants to chill


and he wants honesty

GM's will be lining up to bring Dez in for a workout now

 

[Scot]

i dont see dez being a matchup nightmare with anyone other than.....

his QB

 

[NoMoRedJ]

They just showed the clip on the Herd. Dez said he's looking for "realness"

Dez wants some honesty. Slap on Red J?

Colin said he's hearing that teams are interested in Dez but dont wanna sign him where they'll be on the hook for all year if they wanna cut him.

Ah, the Dez sweepstakes . . .

 

[Doomsday]

theres a preview of the new episode of hard knocks of dez meeting with hue jackson


hue asks dez what hes looking for from the browns

dez says he just wants come in, chill with the browns and to be honest with him











not prove people that he can still play



not help the team win games




not provide veteran leadership to young receivers (lol i would spit out my coffee if i was hue jackson and dez bryant told me that)





nope



dez wants to chill


and he wants honesty

I bet they could just FEEL the "passion" oozing from him.

 

[bbgun]

I honestly think he's waiting to sign with a team on Dallas' schedule this year.

 

[dbair1967]

I honestly think he's waiting to sign with a team on Dallas' schedule this year.

Yeah so he can single handedly beat us and really stick it to us!!!!!!!

I bet he'll have 26 catches for 480 yards and 6 tds in the game because he worked so hard at his craft and wants to make us pay!!!!

 

[bbgun]

Don't think rationally when you put yourself in Dez's shoes.

 

[NoMoRedJ]

Yeah so he can single handedly beat us and really stick it to us!!!!!!!

I bet he'll have 26 catches for 480 yards and 6 tds in the game because he worked so hard at his craft and wants to make us pay!!!!

Thats what he meant by chilln with the Browns?