Introduce yourselves

[Cr122]

Hai

What's up?

Longtime no see. Anyways, welcome to DCU.

 

[VA Cowboy]

Best first post, ever.

How's it goin' Middie?

What's up?

Longtime no see. Anyways, welcome to DCU.

Looks like a cool site. It's like a "who's who" over here.

 

[Cr122]

Looks like a cool site. It's like a "who's who" over here.

Thanks we appreciate that. Post more, seriously.

Glad to have you here.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I'm Bob and I'm a recovering sexaholic.

 

[NoShame]

You know damn well you get no ass.

 

[Sheik]

You know damn well you get no ass.

One time the toilet paper ripped and he got some.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

You know damn well you get no ass.

You know what I know too?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Where you live.

 

[NoShame]

One time the toilet paper ripped and he got some.

lol

 

[Midswat]

Introduce yourself, noobs.

 

[Zrinkill]

I am very much looking forward to getting to know you all and I'm sure we'll be very good friends!

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I am very much looking forward to getting to know you all and I'm sure we'll be very good friends!

I doubt it.

 

[Midswat]

I am very much looking forward to getting to know you all and I'm sure we'll be very good friends!

That almost read like a nigerian scam Email.

 

[Zrinkill]

That almost read like a nigerian scam Email.

I am serious.

Now if you would just give me your credit card information we could get started.

 

[Midswat]

I am serious.

Now if you would just give me your credit card information we could get started.

Oh. Okay. 5049-2410-7772-1920.

 

[Zrinkill]

Oh. Okay. 5049-2410-7772-1920.

With your purchase of my friendship you will automatically be placed in a contest to win a 5000 dollar shopping spree at Achmed's Camel emporium.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Ba'al started this thread lol

 

[SixisBetter]

With your purchase of my friendship you will automatically be placed in a contest to win a 5000 dollar shopping spree at Achmed's Camel emporium.

That's pretty cool,Achmed's is the go to camel supplier.
Just use Middy's info for my friendship purchase,he won't mind.
Also,we need a camel toe thread.

 

[Midswat]

Camels don't have toe's. They have hooves.

 

[Zrinkill]

Also,we need a camel toe thread.

I have a feeling somebody will be posting pics of my mom soon.