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Jerry Jones: Cowboys are the glitz and glamour of the NFL
Jon Machota
FOX Sports Southwest
AUG 26, 2014 1:33p

ARLINGTON, Texas -- Jerry Jones doesn't hide the fact that the Dallas Cowboys are more about glitz and glamour than other teams in the NFL.

An example of that was on display Monday at AT&T Stadium as the Cowboys owner and general manager announced the franchise's new partnership with Swiss watchmaker Hublot.

Cowboys head coach Jason Garrett and Pro Bowl players Dez Bryant, DeMarco Murray, Jason Witten and Tyron Smith modeled the luxury timepieces while Jones spoke at the press conference.

"The Cowboys are into trying to associate with the very finest in terms of other areas of disciplines," Jones said. "As much as we love the sport, as much as we love the contact, as much as we love to want to win a Super Bowl, we also appreciate the association with a great company or a great idea or a great product. That's what this commitment is all about."

The partnership includes the company constructing three luxury Cowboys watches that range from $18,300 to $25,200 in price, according to Forbes. Each watch has a star at five o'clock, representing the team's five Super Bowl titles.

While finishing up the presentation, Jones mentioned the glitz and glamour he loves so much about his football team.
"We're the glitz and the glamour of the NFL," Jones said. "We want to kick [our opponents'] you know what with glitz and glamour."

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Owner, President, and GM. Fuck me running
 

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Gerald said:
"We're the glitz and the glamour of the NFL," Jones said. "We want to kick [our opponents'] you know what with glitz and glamour."
Yeah you dumbfuck, while they are stomping your team's collective asses with basic, fundamental football.
 

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In today's news, the Redskins clinched a playoff spot and won the division, beating the Cowboys 35-10. Jerry Jones has appealed to the league office, asking for the inclusion of glitz and glamour points, where he points out that the Cowboys would win a zillion to 35.

The League did not comment.
 

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Why can't he just die already? Glitz and glamour..who the fuck cares? Not a single fan gives 2 fucks about $15,000 watches. We want wins you crypt - keeper looking piece of shit!! /rant
 

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Jimmy kicked Prince Bandar out of the locker room, while Jerry's stooge shills for watch manufacturers. Sigh.
 
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"We're the glitz and the glamour of the NFL," Jones said. "We want to kick [our opponents'] you know what with glitz and glamour."


Jesus fucking christ
 

Rynie

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It really is, Middy. They should play circus music during timeouts instead of rap.
 

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1st Guy:Look at my $20K Cowboys watch,it's awesome.

2nd Guy:Dude the Cowboys just got beat 52-0 in a scrimmage by Southlake Carroll.

1st Guy:Who cares,look how glitzy and glamorous it is.
 

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Not just that the Cowboys aren't that successful as a team to deserve such a watch, but the fact that it's tacky.

'Oh look, it has the Dallas star spaced around the face!'
 
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