Happy Birthday Jerry Jones

[NoShame]

If I ever cheat on my wife, it will be with a midget.

Getting caught in the act would be easy to explain away.

Me: but look how cute it is, honey.

I dunno man... Say she doesn't go for it and divorces you. Imagine how embarrassing that would be if your family found out.

Fuck.

 

[NoDak]

If I ever cheat on my wife, it will be with a midget.

Getting caught in the act would be easy to explain away.

Me: but look how cute it is, honey.

I'd like to do a midget with no legs. You could set her on top and spin her. That'd be pretty cool.