Happy Birthday Jerry Jones

[Midswat]

calvinwatkins Calvin Watkins
Today is Jerry jones birthday.

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That puts him at 70, right?

What's the life expectancy of rich white dudes?

 

[cmd34]

For your 70th birthday present I would like to give you a real General Manager. You are welcome.

 

[Everlastingxxx]

All i know is Jerry is gonna get shit-faced tonight!

 

[VA Cowboy]

calvinwatkins Calvin Watkins
Today is Jerry jones birthday.

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That puts him at 70, right?

What's the life expectancy of rich white dudes?

82! ...only 12 more years. :suicide

 

[Midswat]

lol

 

[marionbarberthe4th]

 

[Midswat]

Damn. Name? Source? Nudes?

 

[Cr122]

All i know is Jerry is gonna get shit-faced tonight!

The picture quality sucks in this video, but it's the only one I could find.

[video=youtube;SBdHJNKFpD8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBdHJNKFpD8[/video]

 

[Cr122]

This isn't Jerry drunk but saw this as I was looking for the video above. Wades not the answer, Jerry.

[video=youtube;Vg1-zUH2HLw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg1-zUH2HLw&feature=related[/video]

 

[Rock Slamdance]

I'm pretty sure Jerral practices the dark arts and will live forever...unless a virgin of pure honor can cut his black heart from his chest.

 

[carphalen5150]

I'm pretty sure Jerral practices the dark arts and will live forever...unless a virgin of pure honor can cut his black heart from his chest.

I know a guy at the DCC, let me get back to you.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I know a guy at the DCC, let me get back to you.

Hold on a minute! Dbair is quite able and willing.

 

[carphalen5150]

Hold on a minute! Dbair is quite able and willing.

Alright...there is a resident virgin here, I don't want to overstep my bounds and bring another one in here.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Alright...there is a resident virgin here, I don't want to overstep my bounds and bring another one in here.

What's one more? I bet RTH and peplaw are virgins too.

 

[Mr.Po]

Jerral Wayne Jones is only 69. 13 more years before he reaches the sitting on a portable rolling potty chair covered by a towel at home games while my face rots off and then I croak Al Davis stage.

 

[Cr122]

lol That would be a kick ass avatar. Nice.

 

[Cythim]

I know a guy at the DCC, let me get back to you.

roythehammer? I think he posts here as well.

 

[Midswat]

Alright...there is a resident virgin here, I don't want to overstep my bounds and bring another one in here.

Mschmidt is still a virgin?

BS. You don't go through college and not accidently get your dick wet.

 

[NoShame]

Mschmidt is still a virgin?

BS. You don't go through college and not accidently get your dick wet.

Not even college... how about LIFE. Fat bitches. Ugly bitches. Retards. Midgets. They'll take any dick they can get.

PS. Happy Birthday Jerry!

 

[Sheik]

Not even college... how about LIFE. Fat bitches. Ugly bitches. Retards. Midgets. They'll take any dick they can get.

PS. Happy Birthday Jerry!

If I ever cheat on my wife, it will be with a midget.

Getting caught in the act would be easy to explain away.

Me: but look how cute it is, honey.