Got a tip that will save you a lot of hassle: Shaving in the shower

[JBond]

http://koa.com/rv-sites/

When I retire my wife and I plan on buying an RV and traveling around the country to every dinner and dive on the food network channel until we die of heart attacks.

 

[eagle-9r-sknh8r]

I once whacked off in a KOA shower in rural Louisiana.

 

[eagle-9r-sknh8r]

Ass waxing?

Anal bleaching?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Jon, you are so Jim Levinstein.

 

[Jon88]

No, I'm Jon

 

[Bluenoser]

I recommend brushing your teeth in the shower.

 

[bbgun]

I've never made love in the shower

 

[Bluenoser]

I tried, halfway through I said fuck it and we moved to the bedroom. I'm 6-5 she's 4-11.

 

[eagle-9r-sknh8r]

I've never made love in the shower

It's overrated. Looks cool in the movies but not that great!

 

[Sheik]

God, Slamdance's whack off story reminded me of a time I jerked off in a weird spot.

Someone could probably pinpoint the day, I remember it was a day the Cowboys played the packers in a shoot out. Deion returned an int for a TD, but the Cowboys lost. I'm 30 now, so I wonder how old I was.

Anyway, I was out at some orchard helping my grandpa and great grandpa cut firewood from trees that had just been pulled out. My grandpa cut my great grandpa's thumb with a chainsaw, so he rushed him home to doctor it up, but they left me there. I was listening on some cheap radio deal, when the game was over, something told me to rub one out while sitting next to the wood pile. So I did.

Anyone remember that game?

 

[Irving Cowboy]

Anyone remember that game?

November 23, 1997. You would have been what, 14?

Little perv.

 

[Sheik]

Thanks, Irv.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I sense an underlying issue here. The sight of blood makes Sheik moist.

So, hide your virgins.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

He quite possibly could be gay too.

 

[bbgun]

So all that wood .. gave you wood. Makes sense.

 

[Rynie]

I already do this. Next.

 

[Jon88]

You do this now is what you meant to say.