Flying the colors

[VTA]

I'm about the same. I have a few Cowboys hats, but they are very old and have been used many times mowing the yard. I have a Romo jersey that my wife bought for me about 6 years ago, but it just hangs in the closet.

I have a ton of Rangers hats that I wear, though.

I honestly never wanted a Romo jersey. Living in Giants country, the idea of every imbecilic Giants fan yelling out Homo doesn't appeal to me. I'd never put anything on my car either. The same idiots would no doubt vandalize it eventually. I wear one of few Cowboys caps when I run out without showering and have some 90's era jersey's I haven't worn in a while.

 

[Jon88]

I'd never put anything on my car either. The same idiots would no doubt vandalize it eventually.

I won't put anything on my truck either for the same reason. I don't want some white trash Saints fan to vandalize it. At least it has the right color combination.

 

[2233boys]

Damn, hell has frozen over.

?

 

[VTA]

Nice truck. Good call, leave the identity off of it.

 

[Rynie]

Aren't you the one with that creepy tattoo of Landry? Tattooing the likeness of another man on yourself is pretty gay. Not that there's anything wrong wi....

No. Fuck that. It's REALLY gay.

Your mom Really liked it. She said it reminded her of getting finger-banged in her 7 year old asshole after Cowboys games by her dad. No wonder you're so miserable...She must have been Really cold and distant as a result.

 

[Jon88]

Nice truck. Good call, leave the identity off of it.

Thanks. A star on the back glass would look good, but it would scream "I'm proud to root for a circus NFL team." It would also invite some hillbilly Saints fan to key it, like I said. They're garbage.

 

[Midswat]

Your mom Really liked it. She said it reminded her of getting finger-banged in her 7 year old asshole after Cowboys games by her dad. No wonder you're so miserable...She must have been Really cold and distant as a result.

Did his mom really say that? Or was this just a very sophmoric attempt at trying insult Nodak?

 

[Rynie]

Did his mom really say that? Or was this just a very sophmoric attempt at trying insult Nodak?

Hey, it sounded funny to me.

 

[2233boys]

Your mom Really liked it. She said it reminded her of getting finger-banged in her 7 year old asshole after Cowboys games by her dad. No wonder you're so miserable...She must have been Really cold and distant as a result.

Damn

 

[jnday]

?

I was shocked at your gay comment. You are usually more open minded.

 

[NoDak]

Your mom Really liked it. She said it reminded her of getting finger-banged in her 7 year old asshole after Cowboys games by her dad. No wonder you're so miserable...She must have been Really cold and distant as a result.

Jesus, really? If you're going to be so lame as to stoop to mama jokes, at least try to make them good ones.


I mean, come on. Your tattoo reminded a 65 year old woman about getting her asshole fingered?

And you're trying to insult me?

At least I'm not the one that has to have some retarded tattoo on my body for the rest of my life that reminds people of incestuous asshole pillaging.

You poor bastard.

 

[NoDak]

Poor Rynie. Just not very blessed with brain power. He answers my post with a lead in to trying to be an internet tough guy, asking if I'll be at a game.

Then sits and smokes his three working brain cells for nearly half an hour, and all he can come up with is that sorry ass mama joke?

Sad.

 

[Rock Slamdance]

Aren't you the one with that creepy tattoo of Landry? Tattooing the likeness of another man on yourself is pretty gay. Not that there's anything wrong wi....

No. Fuck that. It's REALLY gay.

I'm getting Iceman from 'Top Gun' tattooed on my thigh. I don't see anything gay about that.

 

[2233boys]

Shirt on or off? Shades or not?

 

[Rock Slamdance]

Shirt on or off? Shades or not?

Shirt off. Shades on.

 

[NoDak]

I'm getting Iceman from 'Top Gun' tattooed on my thigh. I don't see anything gay about that.

Well, that's different. I mean, damn. Val Kilmer is dreamy.

 

[Rock Slamdance]

Well, that's different. I mean, damn. Val Kilmer is dreamy.

Yup...well, in the 1980's at least.

 

[Jon88]

I like that man purse. It's cute.

 

[2233boys]

Shirt off. Shades on.

Not ghey. Take notes Rynie.

 

[2233boys]

I like that man purse. It's cute.

It's a satchel and there is nothing wrong with that.