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Dbair drives a PT cruiser that looks like a fucking cowboys helmet.

Velcro Dallas wallet. Dallas mittens and earmuffs.

Total homer fag.
 

Sheik

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Seriously, the floor mats in his PT are made out of that shitty green indoor/outdoor carpet from the 80s.
 

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I bought 5 jerseys between 2003 and 2008, havent bought one since. I threw away the Roy Williams jersey for being unlucky, and the numbers have worn off my witten jersey. I wear them around the house or to the store, and mostly because they are always clean enough to throw in for whatever. Occasionally after a loss I will wear one to the sports bar, drink heavily, and stare angrily at people, daring them to mention or shame
 

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I agree with Mid, white people wearing jerseys look goofy. You should stop doing that if you're white.
 

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All you lying fuckers know you have pajamas, socks, and boxers too.

Hell, I'd even go out on a limb to say someone sports an Jerry Jones tattoo on their ass. :jerry

Was that dbair, theebs or superpunk?
 

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I wear Cowboys shirts every single day. I wear a hat 2-3 times a week. When I am at the lake, I have Cowboys board shorts. I have a light, medium, and a heavy jacket (that was worn by pasqualoni on sidelines in 2009). I have a star on the back of my car and a license plate holder. I represent to the fullest.
 

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I wear Cowboys shirts every single day. I wear a hat 2-3 times a week. When I am at the lake, I have Cowboys board shorts. I have a light, medium, and a heavy jacket (that was worn by pasqualoni on sidelines in 2009). I have a star on the back of my car and a license plate holder. I represent to the fullest.

Jerry appreciates you.
 

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I wear Cowboys shirts every single day. I wear a hat 2-3 times a week. When I am at the lake, I have Cowboys board shorts. I have a light, medium, and a heavy jacket (that was worn by pasqualoni on sidelines in 2009). I have a star on the back of my car and a license plate holder. I represent to the fullest.

Aren't you the one with that creepy tattoo of Landry? Tattooing the likeness of another man on yourself is pretty gay. Not that there's anything wrong wi....

No. Fuck that. It's REALLY gay.
 
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I have stuff that I bought before 08. I haven't bought anything more since 08. Nothing new refuse to line Jerry's pocket. I still have jerseys and t-shirts I wear game day and hats that are beat to shit that I still wear.
 

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Aren't you the one with that creepy tattoo of Landry? Tattooing the likeness of another man on yourself is pretty gay. Not that there's anything wrong wi....

No. Fuck that. It's REALLY gay.


You coming to any games this year?
 
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