First annual Cabal Christmas Present swap

[dbair1967]

No Cabal-er should feel left out. Draw a name and provide them with something super nice.

BB, I drew your name. That thought of you fapping at home tonight in an elf suit by yourself was heart breaking. So I ordered you this:

Yep, this 388lb beauty is all your's tonight. She should arrive around midnight at the BB household (probably delivered via dump truck). Oh, and she is British!

 

[Rock Slamdance]

I drew dbair. I'm asking the mods to close this thread before you embarrass yourself further. Merry Xmas!

 

[bbgun]

No Cabal-er should feel left out. Draw a name and provide them with something super nice.

BB, I drew your name. That thought of you fapping at home tonight in an elf suit by yourself was heart breaking. So I ordered you this:

Yep, this 388lb beauty is all your's tonight. She should arrive around midnight at the BB household (probably delivered via dump truck). Oh, and she is British!

I hope you kept the receipt, because I like chicks with some meat on their bones, not scrawny welfare queens like her.

In return, I give you something that you desperately need.

 

[Omegasupreme]

Can we have a Cabal list?