I went into Game Heaven the other week, which is a Gamestop spinoff kind of but they focus on a lot of older games/systems.
So I make one comment about the 2600 after seeing one on sale, and the guy won't shut the fuck up about how great it is and how fun all the "retro games" were "in their beautiful simplicity."
Real artsy hipster fuck that wouldn't shut up.
So I stabbed him in the throat with an envelop opener that I carry around with me for such occassions.
I think he died.
So I make one comment about the 2600 after seeing one on sale, and the guy won't shut the fuck up about how great it is and how fun all the "retro games" were "in their beautiful simplicity."
Real artsy hipster fuck that wouldn't shut up.
So I stabbed him in the throat with an envelop opener that I carry around with me for such occassions.
I think he died.