Dolphins: New logo coming in 30 days

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Their mascot is a fucking dolphin. It's BEEN gay for a long ass time.

 

[Jon88]

He's horrible. Absolutely horrible.

 

[Midswat]

I'm wicked excited to see this fuckin thing

 

[Jon88]

Me too. You know how bad ass and mean dolphins can look.

 

[Midswat]

I know a guy who is good friends with a guy who saved a baby dolphin off the coast of South Carolina. Umbillical cord was still attached.

 

[Jon88]

I know a guy who is good friends with a guy who saved a baby dolphin off the coast of South Carolina. Umbillical cord was still attached.

Dolphins don't have umbilical cords, but OK.

 

[Midswat]

Dolphins don't have umbilical cords, but OK.

Yes they do. My friend saved one off of the coast of South Carolina. It was so young it still had umbillical cord attached.

 

[Jon88]

Yes they do. My friend saved one off of the coast of South Carolina. It was so young it still had umbillical cord attached.

Did he call the pound?

 

[Theebs]

it should be an empty seat in there stadium.

that would be a fitting logo.

 

[dbair1967]

it should be an empty seat in there stadium.

that would be a fitting logo.

 

[Jon88]

Don't get it...

 

[Omegasupreme]

They're probably just going to giveit angrier eyesor something.

A bigger blowhole.

 

[Iamtdg]

Don't get it...

It would have made more sense had he spelled "their" correctly.

 

[Theebs]

Don't get it...

The dolphins and marlins for that matter have a hard time selling tickets. Stadiums are always empty.

The marlins are doing a buy get one free on tickets this season and they still can not sell them.

The dolphins have had this problem for a long time.

 

[Sheik]

It reminds me of a big passenger airplane.

Yeah and I bet the fucking thing couldn't melt steel or make a building fall down.

#youtubevideoproof

 

[dbair1967]

Don't get it...

Hmm...after reading that WTC thread J, cant say I'm surprised now

 

[bbgun]

Phins should have completely redesigned their look like the Bucs did a decade or so ago. Who the hell's intimidated by a dolphin?

 

[ThoughtExperiment]

But the Bucs were a joke at that point, where the Fins are still one of the more storied franchises in the league, even if it's been a long time since they did anything.

I dunno, I just don't think every logo has to be so super serious and intimidating looking anyway. It's just a logo. Put some better talent and coaching on the field and the old logo will be just fine.

 

[Midswat]

Plus noone travels to Miami expecting to play actual dolphins so they don't need to be intimidating.

If stuff like that mattered, the Vikings would never lose to the Packers. ~cue the fudge packer joke~

 

[ZeroClub]

I dunno, I just don't think every logo has to be so super serious and intimidating looking anyway.

Then again, I guess we should be happy that Goodell hasn't instituted anti-intimidating logo rules.

(Given how the game is being softened up, can Sesame Street inspired logos be far behind?)