Jon88

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Here's a status update from a week ago:

Well, I finally got caught in the things no one knows about you confessions. I think I am a mostly open book, but here goes...I was assigned 7 things. I decided to talk about my adrenaline junkie days.

1. I once jumped a motorcycle over a moving sheriff's car. I had no idea he was there when I hit the big mound of dirt that took me over him. He chased me. I lost him. That deputy's daughter later wanted to go out with me and I told her there was no way her Dad would allow it. She asked, I was right.
2. I was a fireman for 7 years, drove an ambulance and a fire truck, and saw a lot of human suffering, including many people leave this world.
3. The last day I was in HS I was supposed to ride a motorcycle through the halls and ride a wheelie past the office. My accomplices all chickened out. None of them will confess to this, nor should they.
4. I once fell in a grave when I was a pallbearer. Not all the way in, but I was hanging from the bottom of the casket while the other 5 pallbearers let me get loose.
5. I once climbed out of a tram car and rode it 1500 feet to the ground hanging from the bars screaming at my date. She never went out with me again. I don't blame her.
6. I have ridden a bull.
7. In 1982 I won a drag race competition for street legal cars in El Paso, TX. I had a sticker on my rear window that said "1982 Southwest Drag Champion."
 
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