Cowboy games drinking confession thread.

[Sheik]

You couldn't have been too drunk if you hit it.

I hit that fucker with about 5 shots of Cuervo and 2-3 beers in me. I thought the doll was my daughters, but we had just got out of the car coming home from Mexican restaurant and the doll belonged to someone else's little girl that was with us. launched that thing from about 6 or so feet away, broke it's neck(it was against the house), then grabbed the doll and my wife says "that's not ours."

I was a little embarrassed.

That at was at fun night. Hooking up with those same people in Vegas next month. That is is I can find a goddam room that isn't more than a car payment per night.

 

[Iamtdg]

I hit that fucker with about 5 shots of Cuervo and 2-3 beers in me. I thought the doll was my daughters, but we had just got out of the car coming home from Mexican restaurant and the doll belonged to someone else's little girl that was with us. launched that thing from about 6 or so feet away, broke it's neck(it was against the house), then grabbed the doll and my wife says "that's not ours."

I was a little embarrassed.

That at was at fun night. Hooking up with those same people in Vegas next month. That is is I can find a goddam room that isn't more than a car payment per night.

CSB. Try Bally's. Good rates on rooms and right across the street from Caesers and Bellagio.

http://www.lasvegas.com/listing/ballys/11/

 

[Sheik]

There has to be something major going on the weekend I'm going. It's like $450 a night.

probably going to rent a house

 

[Everlastingxxx]

I never used to drink during Cowboy games because i wanted to remember everything. Shit last year i was plastered by halftime. I love me some cheap vodka. I was already feeling good by time Dez was throwing up the X.

 

[jeebus]

There has to be something major going on the weekend I'm going. It's like $450 a night.

probably going to rent a house

Polazzo is really nice and you can usually get specials for $250 a night. If you want to go inexpensive treasure island can be had for $100 a night.

 

[Doomsday]

I never used to drink during Cowboy games because i wanted to remember everything. Shit last year i was plastered by halftime. I love me some cheap vodka. I was already feeling good by time Dez was throwing up the X.

I've no idea when or why I started drinking during Cowboys games, but all through the success of the 90s it seems like I drank more then than I do now. It was celebratory drinking back then. Then later on it became drinking in disgust. Now it's just sipping basically.

 

[marionbarberthe4th]

When you're high everythIng is better and makes more sense except football which seems really gay and pointless when high isn't that crazy

 

[Midswat]

I've never been drunk. Swore off alcohol after my mother would leave me alone at the bar to hustle bar patrons at the pool table when I was six years old.

Six.

 

[boozeman]

I've never been drunk. Swore off alcohol after my mother would leave me alone at the bar to hustle bar patrons at the pool table when I was six years old.

Six.

You have led an interesting life.

Don't ever apologize for it.

 

[CobraKai]

i confess i bought an 8ball to start the night, went to this new rooftop bar just outside petco's outfield then stayed up til 6 am and agreed to go on international tour with my girlfriend

did not see a snap of the game

 

[Angrymesscan]

There has to be something major going on the weekend I'm going. It's like $450 a night.

probably going to rent a house

Hotwire, strip, 4 stars and you're golden.

 

[Doomsday]

I confess I popped open my first Shiner Bock today immediately after Dallas' offense did its typical 3 and out after the defense gave them a turnover.

I'm on my fifth one now.

 

[Rynie]

I confess I didn't even watch but the 3rd qtr of the game. My excitement level is at zero right now. All this talk about how our offense is going to be so great, but people overlook one thing; our offense starts every season off notoriously slow.

 

[Doomsday]

My stats for the game: 7/7, 243 belches, 0 earps, 0 hangover.

Not too shabby.

 

[Doomsday]

I confess.... Popping open my first Shiner Bock of the game, now already.

 

[Doomsday]

On my third Shiner now, at the half.

 

[Rynie]

Last week was a rough week (my friend's son was found dead at a frat house at Texas Tech), so I drank everyday. Lots. I've been good this week, but I'm going to drink Friday @ Hooters in Arlington and Sunday of course. I think I will be drinking some bumbaclot Red Stripe. What are we drinking this Sunday?

 

[Doomsday]

I must confess I drank ZERO beers last Sunday... I suppose I didn't give a shit? Or, wasn't in the least bit surprised or shocked by what I was seeing?

Because normally....

 

[Doomsday]

I must once again, confess to a totally dry Sunday. Didn't pop open a single beer and didn't even really think about it.

 

[Sheik]

I drank too much