Bullshit Hostile Stories

[Rynie]

What were some of the stories Mike Burke got called on?

If I remember:

Playing for BYU
Posting a pic of action figures he claimed to know (navy seals)


What else?

The offseason sucks, but clowning on Hostile is always fun.

 

[dbair1967]

. This should be good.

There's the one where he foiled a terrorist plot or something I think.

Then there's the one where he told a Hos "story" that was an exact match of a movie plot, and someone in the thread named the movie. I think that thread ended up deleted.

 

[Rynie]

Oh, was it the Liar Liar story? Where an intruder fell into a home via skylight and sued the homeowners?

 

[ThoughtExperiment]

Yep, that's it.

The time he was on a flight shortly after 9/11 where he stood shoulder-to-shoulder with some special forces dudes and said they weren't letting this plane be attacked... something like that.

There are so many it's easy to forget them all.

 

[dbair1967]

There are so many it's easy to forget them all.

Seemed like it was a weekly thing there for a long time, and of course the sheep all fell over believing every word.

There was one time I noted in a thread that I looked at the BYU rosters over a 3 or 4 year period when he said he was there but didn't notice his name, that thread mysteriously disappeared too.

 

[ThoughtExperiment]

There was one time I noted in a thread that I looked at the BYU rosters over a 3 or 4 year period when he said he was there but didn't notice his name, that thread mysteriously disappeared too.

Makes you wonder if Hostile deleted them himself, or if other mods knew he was full of shit and deleted them to protect him.

Because if the stories were true, why not just let him post the proof?

 

[yimyammer]

lol, this should be good!

come on CU, don't let me down

 

[ThoughtExperiment]

Don't leave it up to us, yim. We know you've heard a few, too.

 

[yimyammer]

Don't leave it up to us, yim. We know you've heard a few, too.

I wish I had some, other than branding me a spy for this place and banning me from his little kingdom, I got nothing other than the usual observations of his humblebrags, massive insecurity, etc but I can't recall any stories.

I guess they were deleted before I got to them.

 

[ThoughtExperiment]

Ha, I get that. Most of these I heard second hand myself because all I ever read at the zzzone was the football part, and he usually posted the tall tales in the OT section.

 

[bbgun]

jumped a police car on his motorbike

 

[dbair1967]

I cant stand the guy but SBK (aka Risen Turd at CZ) basically knew all the Hos-lies/stories and had even more outrageous info on him than anyone else. Some of the stuff he told me about was just major

Mid also had a long history with the Hos as I recall.

 

[yimyammer]

Ha, I get that. Most of these I heard second hand myself because all I ever read at the zzzone was the football part, and he usually posted the tall tales in the OT section.

damn it, if we had only known

 

[yimyammer]

Some of the stuff he told me about was just major

Details man!!

 

[Rynie]

Details man!!

This gif served 2 purposes.

 

[theoneandonly]

Its very easy to be a college football playing, Cowboy homering, bar room brawling, football maven, novel writing, war hero/ super hero on the internet. But it even easier to be a complete fraud.

 

[ThoughtExperiment]

What about regulating in the local pool hall when he was like 12?

 

[junk]

Informed the team that Mason Foster could play inside in a 3-4

Let the team know Ronnell Lewis had off the field issues. They didn't know apparently even though the shittiest of draft sites talked about it

 

[ThoughtExperiment]

Yep.

Didn't he also inform them about Nick Folk?

 

[bbgun]

And McAllister, the Ravens CB