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Cowboys Doomed Yet Again as Jerry Jones Continues to Make the Same Mistakes

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If NFL franchises are machines and the coaches on the staff are the wires, the Dallas Cowboys' wiring has become that tangled mess in the bottom drawer of your home-office cabinet.

This week, the league's most popular yet confused franchise found a way to add two new "coordinators" without getting rid of the two who were already in place. Now, Jerry Jones' empire has five men—head coach Jason Garrett, offensive coordinator Scott Linehan, offensive assistant Bill Callahan, defensive coordinator Rod Marinelli and defensive assistant Monte Kiffin—sharing responsibilities to various degrees.



The crowded kitchen in Dallas

Coach Title Age
Jason Garrett Head coach 47
Scott Linehan Passing game coordinator 50
Rod Marinelli Defensive coordinator 64
Bill Callahan Offensive line coach 57
Monte Kiffin Assistant head coach/defense 73



Linehan, who was hired after being let go from the Lions, will be the team's third play-caller in as many years. But what's amazing is that the last two play-callers—Garrett and Callahan—remain on the staff. Don't expect much to change, considering that he and Garrett share philosophies.

According to ESPN.com's Todd Archer, the Cowboys are forcing Callahan to stay against his football will, having blocked the Browns from a chance to interview the offensive line coach.

Why? Nobody knows. He certainly can't be that valuable to an organization that has demoted him only a year after a promotion.

Same deal with Kiffin, who after falling on his face in his first year running the Dallas defense has essentially been demoted from "defensive coordinator" to "assistant head coach/defense," which is fittingly confusing considering the topic at hand.

Kiffin is over 500 years old.* He's not a head coaching candidate. If you brought him in to ease the transition from 3-4 to 4-3, fine. That's over. Now you've promoted Marinelli. We noted last week that this team already had too many cooks in the kitchen, but this is now starting to resemble an episode of MasterChef.


Do the Cowboys just crave negative attention and controversy? That's the only explanation. Jones was never known as an indecisive general manager in the past, so why is he suddenly hording coaches beyond their best-before dates?

Among the five men now employed as part of what we'll call the Cowboys' inner-circle of coaching, three have tried and failed as head coaches, another is currently failing as a head coach and the fifth was the oldest coordinator in the NFL last season.

No fresh blood, no new ideas. Linehan worked with Garrett in Miami. Like Garrett, he leans on the passing game. It'll be more of the same on that side of the ball. Marinelli was a Kiffin understudy during his first three years in the league with the Buccaneers. He did a great job with the defensive line last year and is probably better-suited for the coordinator role than Kiffin, but it's still fair to wonder why Kiffin remains with the team and why this move was made a full month after the regular season ended.


By essentially doubling down on what hasn't worked for nearly half a decade, the Cowboys are dooming themselves for at least the 2014 season. This disorganized embarrassment of a team has no clear front-office and coaching hierarchy, which is nearly impossible to overcome. But the myopic, stubborn ownership fails to see that they're doing it all wrong in painfully obvious fashion.

What this team needs is the opposite of what it's attempting to establish. The Cowboys should look at the Broncos, who are favored to win the Super Bowl only days from today. Denver has the organized hierarchy you need to win championships, starting with its all-time greatest quarterback-turned-president, John Elway.

The Cowboys could have the same opportunity with their last great quarterback, Troy Aikman. That would shake things up. That would awaken this franchise. And the key to all of it would be that there's a chance Jones would finally listen to a smart, trusted football mind like him.

"The Cowboys kind of tend to change their beliefs each year on what it is they need or what they're about," Aikman told Bleacher Report this week. "And I just find that to be somewhat unusual for a club that has been owned by the same owner for however long it's been."

Amazing what you can see when you're outside of that Dallas bubble. He's on the outside looking in. This could be a game-changer. And so we asked Aikman, on behalf of Dallas fans nationwide, if he could save the Cowboys franchise.

"I'm not sure, maybe," he said. "I can see myself doing a lot of things, but whether or not the opportunity were to present itself, that's a different question."

When we asked former Cowboys coach/Jones combatant Jimmy Johnson the same question about Aikman, he noted that his NFL on Fox colleague "would be an asset to any organization" while pointing out that "they've got a lot of people involved right now."

Ya think?




*Dog years, but you get the point
 

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Sorry, I don't want Aikman as GM.

Need a guy who has worked his way up as a scout.
 

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Hiring Aikman is the only way Jerry can get out of this massive hole he's got himself into with the fans.
 

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I don't have wiring in the bottom drawer of my home-office cabinet.

Therefore, this article is just another display of horrendous writing by the media.
 
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Sorry, I don't want Aikman as GM.

Need a guy who has worked his way up as a scout.
Dude... If Jerry wants to give the GM reigns away, he's not going to give it to Joe Schmo who was the Northwest regional scout for the Seahawks. Think about what you just said. "Sorry, I don't want Aikman as a GM." Would you rather Jerry continue running this franchise into the ground? Like Sheik said, Cowboy Joe would be an improvement.
 
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Elway didn't work his way up and look at them.

A potato could've been GM and signed Peyton Manning.

Lets see how Elway does once Manning retires.

Not saying Aikman wouldn't be an improvement over Jerry.. but come on.
 

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I agree that Denver wouldn't be good without Manning.

I've heard Troy was a lot like Jimmy - wouldn't accept anything less than your best effort at all times. He's also a very sharp guy and I think he would do a great job.
 

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Aikman would kick ass as a GM. He's a bottom line guy. If you aren't doing the job, he'll get someone who will.

And FWIW, the Ticket guys are going to ask him about those comments he made on his show tomorrow.
 
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A potato could've been GM and signed Peyton Manning.

Lets see how Elway does once Manning retires.

Not saying Aikman wouldn't be an improvement over Jerry.. but come on.

He took that Josh McDaniels train wreck of a team and actually got them into the playoffs with shitty Tebow. He's done a fantastic job.

Aikman has been critical of the Claibourne and RW11 trades. I think he'd do pretty well here actually. He seems intelligent enough to put decent people in place and then listen to them.
 
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Aikman would kick ass as a GM. He's a bottom line guy. If you aren't doing the job, he'll get someone who will.

And FWIW, the Ticket guys are going to ask him about those comments he made on his show tomorrow.

Up until this season, Troy's praise of Jason were things like "smartest guy I know", "could be president some day", and in one article after Jason took over for Wade, Troy extolled why Jason would make a great head coach. But this season, Troy is baffled by Jason's decisions. He is careful with his words against Jason, which I realize is being professional, but I'm not sure about him being able to be objective.
 

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I don't disagree that Aikman seems to be a logical, analytical guy. And, sure, he'd be better than Jerry. And I agree that Jerry isn't going to hire some up and coming front office guy.

Having said that, if we're dreaming, I'd take a different route than Aikman. He's no more qualified than Jerry if you want to get down to it.

Not to go all Hostile, but Elway has some pretty seasoned guys doing the heavy lifting in that org. Matt Russell comes from the Patriots back during their real glory days and Tom Heckert was the Eagles GM when they went to 4 straight NFC Championship games.
 
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I would hope Aikman or [insert wet dream GM here] would bring in people under him to do the heavy lifting too, and not be saddled with son Jones and the Arena League coach.
 

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My dream scenario:

Jerry Jones "leaves"
Stephen says he just wants to be an owner.
Darren Woodson named General Manager.
Scot McCloughan named Assistant GM/Director of Personnel.
Jon Gruden named Head Coach.
Scott Frost named Offensive Coordinator.
Ken Norton, Jr. named Defensive Coordinator.
Cowboys start winning.
Jason Garrett sells insurance in Tucson.
 
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Your dream scenario is Darren Woodson playing GM?

Lemme guess... you've wanted him to be the GM ever since he was a player, and you'd make non sensical statements based on invisible tangibles to justify what a good job he was doing, despite the team floundering and underachieving.
 

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Your dream scenario is Darren Woodson playing GM?

Lemme guess... you've wanted him to be the GM ever since he was a player, and you'd make non sensical statements based on invisible tangibles to justify what a good job he was doing, despite the team floundering and underachieving.

sounds familiar....

no. loved him as a player but had no clue or thought about his future back then. I just think he is one of the brighter football minds out there. At the same time, he's never worked in an actual FO so that's why I want someone like McCloughan as Assistant GM.
 
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