Anyone living in NJ should read this...

[Midswat]

Way to make this thread about you, cmd.

 

[cmd34(work)]

Umm, I'm kind of a big deal.

 

[jeebus]

I think you have this backwards. What would the bartender have to gain from doing this? If anything, he'd be hurting himself. Serve shitty drinks, tips go down. The owners would be the ones profiting.

He gets to drink the good stuff...

You are a sh1tty petty thief.

 

[jeebus]

If you order top shelf vodka, then you deserve what you get because it is basically the same, if you are ordering top shelf liquor in a mixed drink, you deserve it for being a poser tag who ruins good liquor, and it you order top shelf whiskey on the rocks and you can't taste the difference, then you sir are a fucking moron.

Seriously if you can't taste good whiskey you should probably turn in your man card and stick to wine spritzers. Seriously...

 

[Irving Cowboy]

Sirrusly?

 

[junk]

If you order top shelf vodka, then you deserve what you get because it is basically the same, if you are ordering top shelf liquor in a mixed drink, you deserve it for being a poser tag who ruins good liquor, and it you order top shelf whiskey on the rocks and you can't taste the difference, then you sir are a fucking moron.

Seriously if you can't taste good whiskey you should probably turn in your man card and stick to wine spritzers. Seriously...

What is a poser tag?

Also what are your feelings on apple pucker?

 

[Sheik]

Apple pucker tastes good.

But give me a bottle of crown and gtfo of my way until I start crying and I can't get up on my own.

 

[bbgun]

serves them right for living in Jersey

 

[jeebus]

What is a poser tag?

Also what are your feelings on apple pucker?

that is what an apple auto correct does to poser fag

 

[jeebus]

Apple pucker tastes good.

But give me a bottle of crown and gtfo of my way until I start crying and I can't get up on my own.

That is how a real man drinks