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Drank a bottle of crown royal by myself over the course of one evening and a couple shots of cheap tequila. Broke my ankle in my livingroom. Haven't had a drink since, other than my wife left some Mike's in the fridge a while back. Had one or two of those.

That was preseason last year.

*cough*Hostile*cough*


Ever had a teacher hit on you(while you were a student)?

No.



Freeze to death or die in a fire?
 
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Drank a bottle of crown royal by myself over the course of one evening and a couple shots of cheap tequila. Broke my ankle in my livingroom. Haven't had a drink since, other than my wife left some Mike's in the fridge a while back. Had one or two of those.

That was preseason last year.



Ever had a teacher hit on you(while you were a student)?

I remember when you did that. You lush.
 
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Freeze to death. You just get lethargic and start to fall asleep. Burning alive would be f'n horrible.

Lose an arm, or lose a leg?

Arm.

One arm is enough to drink, and I need my legs for sex. It would be awkward to fuck with just one.
 

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Two straight answers without leaving a question.

Does Cr122 FAIL at life?
 
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Arm.

One arm is enough to drink, and I need my legs for sex.

Yeah, I bet you need both legs to chase down your victims.



Two straight answers without leaving a question.

Does Cr122 FAIL at life?

Yes.




When she says that her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard... she's not really talking about a milkshake, is she?
 

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Yeah, I bet you need both legs to chase down your victims.





Yes.




When she says that her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard... she's not really talking about a milkshake, is she?

No, I think she's talking about her pussy.

Last time you were in a fistfight?
 

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Last time you were in a fistfight?

About 4-5 years ago.

Some dude is holding your wife and kids at gunpoint. He tells you either you blow him or he shoots your family. You walk away whichever one you choose. Do you say goodbye to your family, or drop to your knees?
 

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About 4-5 years ago.

Some dude is holding your wife and kids at gunpoint. He tells you either you blow him or he shoots your family. You walk away whichever one you choose. Do you say goodbye to your family, or drop to your knees?

Volunteer my wife

Most scared you've ever been?
 
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NoDak trying to figure out the lengths he needs to go to to get a blow job from one of you.


Most scared you've ever been?

A week or so ago I was taking the trash out when I saw a fat man with black hair, a black t-shirt, and carrying a green baloon walking up my street.

911 was called.




Favorite Ace of Base song?
 

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NoDak trying to figure out the lengths he needs to go to to get a blow job from one of you.




A week or so ago I was taking the trash out when I saw a fat man with black hair, a black t-shirt, and carrying a green baloon walking up my street.

911 was called.




Favorite Ace of Base song?

I like them all.

Favorite show on TV?
 

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Well, that answers my question. lol



The Middle.

If you won a 10 million lottery, would you take the lump sum or 20 year payments?

I've seen it calculated that you get a lot more over the 20 year span so I'd probably take the payments.

Ever broken any major bones?
 

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I've seen it calculated that you get a lot more over the 20 year span so I'd probably take the payments.

Ever broken any major bones?

Never.

Favorite Bob Sacamano. CowboysZone Bob, DCU Bob, or about.com Bob?
 

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Drowning. I've heard it's really relaxing.


Favorite Hostile story?

Has to be the one about him touring as the only white basketball player in a Mexican basketball league.

Or the Karl Malone story that Carp brought up a few weeks back.

What's your worst fear?
 
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