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NoDak · Jan 18, 2013

Jon88 said:
It's true. While almost everyone was giving him blowjobs and calling him "Hos" at the Zone I always saw right through him and knew he was a big attention whore. I never kissed his ass and we got into it several times. The guy's a bully and he always had people who would run to his defense. If you started to win an argument and expose him, he would just delete your post. I can't believe they let him run wild and make a joke of that place for so long. It's like they put out the fire after the house had already burned down.

How long have you been on these boards?

Jon88 · Jan 18, 2013

NoDak said:
How long have you been on these boards?

A while. I was there when everyone was at TheCowboys.net. I would say since 2000.

Bob told me about this place when it started to get really bad over there. So I joined here and I was banned by Woody's Girl after I "checked her." Then I got another ban after I "checked her" again. I'm working on my third stint over there.

NoDak · Jan 18, 2013

Huh. I was there, too. Were you on the rivals board before that? I don't remember you there, did you have a different name then? If you were a hostile hater, how come you didn't end up over at the DCC when the board split? Or did you.

Jon88 · Jan 18, 2013

NoDak said:
Huh. I was there, too. Were you on the rivals board before that? I don't remember you there, did you have a different name then? If you were a hostile hater, how come you didn't end up over at the DCC when the board split? Or did you.

I started out at SportsOnly then learned of TheCowboys.net then moved to CowboysZone when they wanted to change things and get rid of some key members. I've always been Jon88. I never knew of the split, either.

NoDak · Jan 18, 2013

Jon88 said:
I started out at SportsOnly then learned of TheCowboys.net then moved to CowboysZone when they wanted to change things and get rid of some key members. I've always been Jon88. I never knew of the split, either.

Ahh. TheCowboys.net was originally on rivals.com Then in early 2004, the board split with a bunch of people taking off to DCC because of the overwhelming gayness going on, which hostile was right in the middle of.

That's why I originally laughed at you saying you were the first to know. When he first showed up at .net he was ok. Then he was made a mod and the transformation into epic douche began almost immediately. His gayness is directly responsible for the DCC being made, and if I'm not mistaken, this one too.

Jon88 · Jan 18, 2013

NoDak said:
Ahh. TheCowboys.net was originally on rivals.com Then in early 2004, the board split with a bunch of people taking off to DCC because of the overwhelming gayness going on, which hostile was right in the middle of.

That's why I originally laughed at you saying you were the first to know. When he first showed up at .net he was ok. Then he was made a mod and the transformation into epic douche began almost immediately. His gayness is directly responsible for the DCC being made, and if I'm not mistaken, this one too.

I think Midswat started this board and I remember him from the Zone.

dbair1967 · Jan 18, 2013

Jon88 said:
So I joined here and I was banned by Woody's Girl after I "checked her." Then I got another ban after I "checked her" again. .

BB is the jealous type, just a warning. He wont appreciate you checking his 400lbs of sexual ecstasy

SixisBetter · Jan 19, 2013

Freddie said:
Long boring horse shit story.

I remember the day Emmitt Smith was drafted.
I turned to the urn where I kept my mother's ashes(she was dead you know)and said,"In 2002,probably against the Seahawks,that young man will become the NFL's all time leading rusher".
On that fateful day years later when Emmitt did break the record,I paused to reflect and wished I hadn't sold that urn to buy crack.

FuzzyLumpkins · Jan 19, 2013

I remember a board that I used to post on up until 2004 called the corral. I posted there and it shut down and everyone went over to CBZ. I also used to post over at the ranch with booze and some others and continued on over there until i got bored with it. I think the star telegram also had a decent board.

This was before vbulletin dominated everything and the boards were clusterfucks to navigate. Each thread had each response treed out underneath it. I am an argumentative dick at times and there would be half the front page with me doing my best to be a prick to someone. Ahh good times.

I didnt even know this place existed until i went looking for summer and booze. Now I can talk cowboys and tell some to go eat some shit. gotta love it.

why did bob have the name summerisfunner before anyway?

Midswat · Jan 19, 2013

Why is orange juice so expensive?

It's like $2 for a 12 oz cup of oj at fast food joints.

GloryDaysRBack · Jan 19, 2013

I paid 4 bucks for a glass of OJ...between my gf and I we had 4 of them

I was blown when the tab came

VTA · Jan 19, 2013

Midswat said:
Why is orange juice so expensive?

It's like $2 for a 12 oz cup of oj at fast food joints.

Lower crop forecasts, I think because last year was not a good year for orange groves.

Why is Lance Armstrong handing his balls to Oprah on live television? And is anybody watching?

SixisBetter · Jan 19, 2013

VTA said:
Why is Lance Armstrong handing his ball to Oprah on live television?

fixed

Bob Sacamano · Jan 19, 2013

lol

sixisbetter just comes out of nowhere with these funny observations.

VTA · Jan 19, 2013

SixisBetter said:
fixed

Why do you know about Lance's testes? lol

NM. I'm the one that brought them, up in a way.

UVAwahoos · Jan 19, 2013

It's kinda hard to avoid knowing that he only has one nut. It's kinda the whole reason behind all those yellow wristbands and stuff.

OJ prices piss me off too, especially since it's not even fresh squeezed at these places. They sell you watered down syrup and still charge like $3 for an ounce of it. Excellent.

VTA · Jan 20, 2013

UVAwahoos said:
It's kinda hard to avoid knowing that he only has one nut. It's kinda the whole reason behind all those yellow wristbands and stuff.

OJ prices piss me off too, especially since it's not even fresh squeezed at these places. They sell you watered down syrup and still charge like $3 for an ounce of it. Excellent.

All joking aside, is he missing a nut? I never watched the races and don't know the wristband reference.
And cross referencing Bob's China love, their stink bugs are probably going to decimate more farms this season and make matters worse for OJ lovers.

dbair1967 · Jan 20, 2013

Back to the q's

What is a midswat?

Irving Cowboy · Jan 20, 2013

dbair1967 said:
Back to the q's

What is a midswat?

A slap to the groin area.

Think Hostile is being catfished right now?

Bob Sacamano · Feb 16, 2013

Yes.

Jessica Alba after 2 kids, still hot?

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