Answer the question above you

[Midswat]

Jack daniels. Rum stains your breath too bad.

Have you ever physically scarred someone, and if so, how?

 

[NoDak]

KFC or Popeye's?

Popeye's by a mile.

Jack daniels. Rum stains your breath too bad.

Have you ever physically scarred someone, and if so, how?

Yes.

Fighting someone that was throwing my little brother around. Broke his jaw, busted out a few teeth, and split his upper lip up into his nose.

Got 60 days, with 45 suspended. Judge said I "went a little overboard" in the defense of my brother. Yes, alcohol was involved.

What was the longest you've been incarcerated, and why?

 

[Iamtdg]

I broke a guy's palate once. Long story, but basically he let a guy sneak up behind me and hit me in the head with a bat. So, I found him and put him in the hospital. Not something I am necessarily proud of.

5 guys burgers or Blue Sky?

 

[bbgun]

What was the longest you've been incarcerated, and why?

I'll defer this question to Bob.

 

[jeebus]

I broke a guy's palate once. Long story, but basically he let a guy sneak up behind me and hit me in the head with a bat. So, I found him and put him in the hospital. Not something I am necessarily proud of.

[/not asking what happened to the guy with the bat]

 

[bbgun]

Remind me to stay on Iamtdg's good side.

 

[Freddie]

What was the longest you've been incarcerated, and why?

After my military service ended, I was sentenced to a maximum-security federal penitentiary to serve a 7 to 10-year term for using my military knowledge to kill a drunk man who had been attempting to assault my pregnant wife.

Incredible thing happened. After I earned the Prison Wardens respect, I was paroled 8 years later. But the only way home was for me to take a flight carry other criminals who weren't themselves being released. Shortly after take-off, one of the criminals incited a riot and convinced the others to hi-jack the plane. I had to lay low and couldn't let the others know that I was going to be a free man. Hard thing to do because I did not respect these men, but easy in that I'm also a trained actor. I was able to keep my identity hidden until one of the convicts was going through my personal belongings and found a fluffed rabit I bought for my daughter. He tried to fight me but was no match. Then some other stuff happened that I don't remember because it's been years since I saw this mov...... since this happened, and the next thing I knew I had killed all the bad guys and the plane crashed in Las Vegas. I got to see my daughter at the end and she took that fluffed animal and then I hugged my wife.


Are you allowed to watch Cowboys games in your own house?

 

[SixisBetter]

I hugged my wife.


Are you allowed to watch Cowboys games in your own house?

We all banged her.

Yes.


Coffee black or w/cream/sugar?

 

[cmd34]

After my military service ended, I was sentenced to a maximum-security federal penitentiary to serve a 7 to 10-year term for using my military knowledge to kill a drunk man who had been attempting to assault my pregnant wife.

Incredible thing happened. After I earned the Prison Wardens respect, I was paroled 8 years later. But the only way home was for me to take a flight carry other criminals who weren't themselves being released. Shortly after take-off, one of the criminals incited a riot and convinced the others to hi-jack the plane. I had to lay low and couldn't let the others know that I was going to be a free man. Hard thing to do because I did not respect these men, but easy in that I'm also a trained actor. I was able to keep my identity hidden until one of the convicts was going through my personal belongings and found a fluffed rabit I bought for my daughter. He tried to fight me but was no match. Then some other stuff happened that I don't remember because it's been years since I saw this mov...... since this happened, and the next thing I knew I had killed all the bad guys and the plane crashed in Las Vegas. I got to see my daughter at the end and she took that fluffed animal and then I hugged my wife.

Did you ask him to put the bunny... back... in the box?

 

[dbair1967]

lol

 

[Sheik]

One of you mods open this thread.

I can't from my phone.

 

[Sheik]

Never mind, I can.

 

[Iamtdg]

That was weird.

 

[Sheik]

Prefer male or female dog as pet?

 

[NoDak]

Prefer male or female dog as pet?

Female.

I have hunting dogs and they're less apt to be hyper, and listen better. Weird, huh?

Would you pick up a hitch hiker? And not just some hot chick. Just an avg. guy thumbing down the road.

 

[Iamtdg]

Female if inside because male dogs piss all over everything to mark.

Male if outside because they are more prone to shit in just one spot instead of all over the yard. Makes for easier cleanup.

Ever cried watching a movie?

 

[Iamtdg]

Female.

I have hunting dogs and they're less apt to be hyper, and listen better. Weird, huh?

Would you pick up a hitch hiker? And not just some hot chick. Just an avg. guy thumbing down the road.

Will never happen.

Sorry, Middie, I answered a question whilst it was being answered by someone else. Hopefully the thread doesn't derail too much because of it.

My question is above.

 

[Sheik]

Meh, watery eyes, yeah. Never really started bawling.

I think it was The Green Mile.

Ever got a handy in the movie theater.

 

[bbgun]

From someone else? No.

Most $ you ever won betting on a sporting event.

 

[Sheik]

I won $3,500 a while back betting the horses.

Same question. . .