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Plastic.

I recycle them by putting poopy diapers in and throwing them away so my trash can doesn't smell like... you guessed it, poopy diapers.


How many men do you think your father slept with before he met your mom?
 

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I don't think my dad had any gay experiences. He's an old cowboy. I know he did a lot of cocaine at one point in his early 20s, so maybe he gave a handy for an 8-ball at some point. Very doubtful tho.

Gas or charcoal?
 

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Depends. Just for the hell of it? No. If there's a good chance that quality of life would be short or poor, yes.

Sushi fan?
 

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No.

If you are at a restaurant, do you choose sweet and low or sugar to sweeten your tea?
 

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Sugar.

On Columbo, why were all the murderers white, well-to-do people? Were no murders in the LA area being committed by poor people or minorities at that time?
 

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Sugar.

On Columbo, why were all the murderers white, well-to-do people? Were no murders in the LA area being committed by poor people or minorities at that time?

They felt bad for the racial hatred Archie Bunker was spreading.

Lose a hand, or lose a foot?
 

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Foot.

What are the odds that a woman has ever pleasured herself thinking about me?
 
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Foot.

What are the odds that a woman has ever pleasured herself thinking about me?

Pretty good. When you look like Woodysgirl, your standards can't be too high.

Edit to change my question:

Will Iamtdg122 ever grasp how this thread works?
 

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Pretty good. When you look like Woodysgirl, your standards can't be too high.

Drink a quart of piss or eat a teaspoon of shit?

lol god damn

I would have to eat the shit.

And to clean things back up a bit. Denny's or IHOP?
 

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Denny's.

Would you rather sit next to Bob or Hostile on a cross-country flight?
 

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Yes, and I also let them in on the fact that I'm eloping with this guy I met online named cmd.

Have you told your family yet?
 
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