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usernamethe4th said:
Halloween. It's not as corny as the rest. No one ever says "from the bottom of my heart, I want to wish you all a happy Halloween and I hope we all get together more."

Story, Book, video game that should be made into a movie?
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Even though most of his books translate to shitty movies... Eye of the Dragon by Stephen King.


If you could take over the life of any current NFL'er, who would you choose?
 
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Midswat said:
Even though most of his books translate to shitty movies... Eye of the Dragon by Stephen King.


If you could take over the life of any current NFL'er, who would you choose?
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Buffalo Bills WR David Nelson. He's banging a hot, DC cheerleader.

Would you choose to be a ridiculously talented Terrell Owens, or a solid Wayne Chrebet type WR?
 
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Most embarassed you've ever been?
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When I was 17 I was at a 4th of July party of these kids who's parents were out of town. A girl from another high school and I hit it off, and we went to the backyard where there was a large trampoline. It was after mid-night, and I wasn't a very saavy drinker. So we get on the trampoline, and she asks me if I can do a flip. Of course, I say. I attempt one, but appearantly don't jump near as high as I needed to. My knees were still tucked to my face when I hit the trampoline, and my left knee ended up breaking my nose and eventually blacking both eyes. I'm laying on the trampoline in literally the most pain I've ever felt in my life. This girl, Monica, screams, picks my head up and puts it on her lap, and is asking if I'm alright. I'm looking at her face and it's not moving, but the stars in the sky above her are going in circles. I'm in excruciating pain. This deep, throbbing pain in the center of my face. And the idea pops in my head "What a great time for a first kiss!" So I sit up, lean in to make my move, and she lets out another scream. I look down at my arm which was propping me up, and there's blood everywhere. Blood was gushing out of my nose. She ended up coming with me to the hospital and stayed until my parents arrived. I didn't get her number, but mutual friends said she was asking about me. But I was too embarrassed to ever call or talk to her again.

Worst part about it was, I had a swollen nose, fat lip, and two black eyes... so everyone I ever came in contact with assumed I got the shit kicked out of me. Even the doctor who came did the surgery to fix my nose, upon entering the room for the first time said "What'd the other guy look like?"

Ruined the whole summer.





TL:DR version - I broke my nose on a trampoline and failed trying to be a pimp afterwards.


This question stems from last weeks episode of American Horror Story (the scene where the mom ate the brain).

What's the weirdest thing you've ever eaten?
 
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I had a lamb eyeball once. That's weird. A buddy of mine went down on a girl who turned out to have a yeast infection. I assume it would be his answer to this question.

Rather be blind or deaf?
 
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UVAwahoos said:
I had a lamb eyeball once. That's weird. A buddy of mine went down on a girl who turned out to have a yeast infection. I assume it would be his answer to this question.

Rather be blind or deaf?
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Deaf. Have an excuse to tune the old lady out.

Turkey...cooked or deep fried?
 
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Midswat said:
Thanksgiving.

Good food and Cowboys football. Cristmas rocks when you're a kid though.


Movie theatre popcorn: Buttered or not buttered?
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Use to do the butter, not anymore.

Why doesnt Fraudstile post here anymore?
 
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