2025 Dallas Cowboys Offseason Thread

[icup]

 

[dbair1967]

Today has been one of the all-time clusterfuck days in the adventures of Johnny Walker GM and Spawn.

They have literally been made fun of and blistered by just about everyone who covers the sport. Prescott's agent went public with how they completely owned them during not only one but two separate negotiations, highlighting what complete imbeciles these dipshits are. Then Jones stuck his foot in the mouth multiple times today (amazing it could fit with the liquor bottle) with everything Parsons related, proclaimed there was no sense of urgency to do anything, then proclaimed he was negotiating directly with Parsons without any agent (and didnt even knew who he was he said) only to have NFL reporters disclose the first thing Parsons told the Jones was to negotiate with his agents. Parsons then put it out there as well.

Both these clods should just sit the rest of the offseason out. It gets more embarrassing for them by the minute.

Laughingstock organization.

 

[dbair1967]

Clown show

 

[dbair1967]

The to top it all off, Jones opened his piehole and said Demarcus Lawrence is ROH material- NOT KIDDING

 

[dbair1967]

fucktard owners

 

[dbair1967]

Clown show

 

[Doomsday]

Today has been one of the all-time clusterfuck days in the adventures of Johnny Walker GM and Spawn.

They have literally been made fun of and blistered by just about everyone who covers the sport. Prescott's agent went public with how they completely owned them during not only one but two separate negotiations, highlighting what complete imbeciles these dipshits are. Then Jones stuck his foot in the mouth multiple times today (amazing it could fit with the liquor bottle) with everything Parsons related, proclaimed there was no sense of urgency to do anything, then proclaimed he was negotiating directly with Parsons without any agent (and didnt even knew who he was he said) only to have NFL reporters disclose the first thing Parsons told the Jones was to negotiate with his agents. Parsons then put it out there as well.

Both these clods should just sit the rest of the offseason out. It gets more embarrassing for them by the minute.

Laughingstock organization.

Literally Parsons should DEMAND a trade.

 

[dbair1967]

Literally Parsons should DEMAND a trade.

I honestly don't know why any quality players would want to sign or resign here.

Maybe because some love the no accountability, never work hard, country club environment that Jones and Spawn promote, but otherwise I have no clue.

 

[English Cowboy]

The to top it all off, Jones opened his piehole and said Demarcus Lawrence is ROH material- NOT KIDDING

If Harvey Martin isn't in the ROH (and he should be), then there's absolutely no way Demarcus Lawrence should be either. Does Jerry even know anything about Harvey Martin? Probably not.

 

[dbair1967]

The ignorance is non stop with this clod

 

[Doomsday]

The ignorance is non stop with this clod

So see? He hasn't WANTED any more Lombardi trophies!

 

[icup]

i love this move

 

[dbair1967]

Yeah I don't hate it either, especially since it was essentially a swap of late picks.

 

[dbair1967]

Started one game as a rookie (actually had forgot he was in last years draft)

Week 18 v Buffalo. 22/29, 241 yds, 1 td, no picks, and Pats won the game

 

[Maveric]

i love this move

Best move of the offseason by far. This kid's got big sleeper potential.

 

[bbgun]

this team loves to piss away draft picks on junk

a continuing series

 

[dbair1967]

Parsons agent speaks about Jones

 

[dbair1967]

Interesting if this is accurate.

 

[Doomsday]

6'5" 240 and a rocket arm. For a 5th. I'm good with it.

 

[Doomsday]

Week 18 v Buffalo. 22/29, 241 yds, 1 td, no picks, and Pats won the game

Was Buffalo sitting its starters?