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that boy ernie has been jerking off to jimmy johnson cowboys era clips in his bathroom since sunday
IIRC Emmitt drank some sort of protein or energy drink in the home opener (1991 on MNF) against Washington.
He was off to an other worldly start, including a 75 yd TD run. And was well over 100 yards in the first half. But he was really sick from whatever that drink was and only netted 11 carries for the entire game.
You'll get it 5 mins before kickoff and appreciate the shit out of itWhere is our Turkey day game day thread? The game is only 3 days away