Fuck it, it’s time to clean house! When you shit the bed this bad like we did in the playoffs this season it’s time to pull the sheets off the bed and burn em, or throw them away and get a fresh new set of sheets to put back on.
You don’t just wash the old sheets when you shit the bed this bad and hope that they won’t stink and be full of shit anymore. You toss em! Period.
The only coach that I would consider keeping is Dan Quinn and only as DC. I don’t want him as HC.
Fuck Helen Moore, he can leave and take his cute little non run the ball ineffective fucking playbook with him. He did have the #1 scoring offense in the league so he is a guaranteed HC hire somewhere. Even shitting the bed in the playoffs won’t be enough to deter teams from wanting him. He’s the next Sean McVay dontcha know…
Wherever he goes as HC I would be completely shocked if he has over 4 wins next season. I don’t care what team he goes to. Whichever one it is is shit anyway. Good luck boy wonder, now go fuck right off with yourself! Gooooodbye!
And while I’m at it, fuck Mike McCarthy too. You need to go.
Our O Line coach needs to be gone, if for no other reason than for keeping Connor in after leading the league in penalties, and most of them being pre-snap penalties. He should have been benched. But since he wasn’t, the O Line coach was a complete and utter failure at coaching him this season. I mean the kid led the fucking league in penalties! Come one now. How does he still have a job? And I’m taking about both Connor and the fucking coach. Fuck you both. GTFOH! Cya!
Every coach on this team should be fired. If for no other reason than the fact that this team led the league in penalties. That all comes down to discipline, which we clearly had none of, and coaching! That is 100% on the coaches. Especially the pre-snap variety. If you can’t coach that shit out of them and get your guys disciplined enough to not fuck up multiple times every single game then you need to be gone. Every single one of you!
And Bones Fassel? Fuck him too! I’ll give him some credit. His squad did perform in some games. But his downfall is not only supporting Greg Zuerlein from the get go, giving him the job unchallenged in preseason even after he had off season surgery, but what was even worse was that he stuck with him each and every week even after he missed 12+ kicks and lost us 3 games this season. Jerry has already said that the game plans had to be altered because we just didn’t trust our kicker. Fuck that! Fassel should be gone just for that fact alone.
Fuck the entire organization from Jerry on down! From the Jocks to the Socks so to speak. The only rehire/extension I don’t mind is Will McClay. He has done well for us in recent years. Sure he has had some misses like Taco and Trysten Hill along with few others. But for the most part he has been pretty decent.
This season we had the #1 scoring offense, the #1 defense in takeaways, the likely rookie DPOTY, another possible overall DPOTY, we set franchise records left and right, we had a statistically historical successful season and yet we are one and done in the playoffs?
This is the best overall team we have had in decades and we shit the bed in the wildcard round of the playoffs.
Every coach can fuck off and GTFOH!