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A sampling of the Trolling the Nation:
Screw draft position and screw Dallas. Let's play to win!
(after Diggs pick)
It’s really gonna suck seeing that Diggs dude in Dallas for the next 30 years.
(after first TD to Zeke) Looks like a beat down coming.
Y’all ready for a historic and embarrassing blowout?
(After TD to Schultz) Switching to Yellowstone. Done with season.
(After Lawrence pick 6) Goodnight......
I predict final score: 54 -10. (damn good guess!)
They are getting crushed faster than I can get drunk. They can’t even lose properly.
Jeez...it's still just the first quarter?
(Start of 2nd qtr)
. Collinsworth begging fans not to change the channel even though it's 21-0.
(After 2nd Zeke TD) The defense is in the same front play after play....easy to call against the same looks.
After 13 seasons Ron will have only 3 seasons over 500?
God hates Dallas but he hates us more.
Score here. Hold. Get ball back for second half…this is playing out perfectly.
Wow, teammates truly fighting on National TV.
Our team will be named the Armada, so …
Tonight it's the Titanic.
Armada is being torpedoed.
MAKE IT STOP.
Sell the team, greasy hobbit!
(After TD to Steele) Why do we have coaches? This just looks like a bunch of idiots in a school yard.
So that is a TD by a DL and and OL tonight for Dallas. Rubbing our noses in it now!
People talking like we were unprepared. Impossible, we brought our benches.
(After Cooper TD) We have given up 6 touchdowns in a half? How does that happen?
(Halftime) Ron should quit at halftime.
Forfeit second half and tank Jerrah’s concession sales.
388 yards and 24 1st downs allowed...
Locker room cam please, show the fights.
It feels like this game should be almost over but there is still 10 minutes left in the third.
Did Dan Snyder buy the Steeler play book?
(After blocked punt TD) I am out.
You got to be ...I'm done, good night.
I'd rather spend a day in a small enclosed space with my own farts than continue to watch this.
(after Foreskins turnover on downs) There’s still a quarter to go…holy crap…honestly thought it was the 4th.
(Cooper Rush TD pass)
I’m a Chiefs fan and I’m embarrassed for you guys.
After the season Ron Rivera should be returned to Easter Island.
Dallas is bored
The factory of sadness...... See you next week.
Screw draft position and screw Dallas. Let's play to win!
(after Diggs pick)
Who needs a 3-and-out when we can just go 1-and-done |
It’s really gonna suck seeing that Diggs dude in Dallas for the next 30 years.
(after first TD to Zeke) Looks like a beat down coming.
Y’all ready for a historic and embarrassing blowout?
(After TD to Schultz) Switching to Yellowstone. Done with season.
(After Lawrence pick 6) Goodnight......
What in the blue Hell is really going on. |
I predict final score: 54 -10. (damn good guess!)
They are getting crushed faster than I can get drunk. They can’t even lose properly.
Jeez...it's still just the first quarter?
(Start of 2nd qtr)
. Collinsworth begging fans not to change the channel even though it's 21-0.(After 2nd Zeke TD) The defense is in the same front play after play....easy to call against the same looks.
After 13 seasons Ron will have only 3 seasons over 500?
God hates Dallas but he hates us more.
Score here. Hold. Get ball back for second half…this is playing out perfectly.
Wow, teammates truly fighting on National TV.
Our team will be named the Armada, so …
Tonight it's the Titanic.
Armada is being torpedoed.
MAKE IT STOP.
Sell the team, greasy hobbit!
(After TD to Steele) Why do we have coaches? This just looks like a bunch of idiots in a school yard.
So that is a TD by a DL and and OL tonight for Dallas. Rubbing our noses in it now!
People talking like we were unprepared. Impossible, we brought our benches.
(After Cooper TD) We have given up 6 touchdowns in a half? How does that happen?
(Halftime) Ron should quit at halftime.
Forfeit second half and tank Jerrah’s concession sales.
388 yards and 24 1st downs allowed...
Locker room cam please, show the fights.
It feels like this game should be almost over but there is still 10 minutes left in the third.
Did Dan Snyder buy the Steeler play book?
(After blocked punt TD) I am out.
You got to be ...I'm done, good night.
I'd rather spend a day in a small enclosed space with my own farts than continue to watch this.
(after Foreskins turnover on downs) There’s still a quarter to go…holy crap…honestly thought it was the 4th.
(Cooper Rush TD pass)
That is just demoralizing. |
I’m a Chiefs fan and I’m embarrassed for you guys.
After the season Ron Rivera should be returned to Easter Island.
Dallas is bored
The factory of sadness...... See you next week.
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