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Coach of the fucking year bitch!
English Cowboy
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What a fucking omnishambles!
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That had to be one of the most inept, uninspired, garbage fucking displays of football I've ever seen.
This is hands down the worst coached, worst prepared team in the history of our franchise. Offense and defense are both equally horrendous, and we can sprinkle in bookoos of mental errors, fuckups, blown coverages etc etc too.
JFC, just fire this clown already. The 1989 Cowboys would fucking wax the field with this team.
ENOUGH IS FUCKING ENOUGH
This is hands down the worst coached, worst prepared team in the history of our franchise. Offense and defense are both equally horrendous, and we can sprinkle in bookoos of mental errors, fuckups, blown coverages etc etc too.
JFC, just fire this clown already. The 1989 Cowboys would fucking wax the field with this team.
ENOUGH IS FUCKING ENOUGH
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Yeah, for all the opponents we play
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As bad as the offense is, the defense has been equally as bad.
This is a Seattle team that they said had given up 12 sacks in two games. We have NOTHING.
Blown coverages left and right. Stupid fucktard penalties. Stupid field awareness.
Its a team that is as horribly coached as I've ever seen on both sides of the field.
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And he's coached to further stupidity by a 100% inept HC and coaching staff
TheZoneSucks
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It seems impossible to fail that hard in today's NFL. I swear *I* could pass for more than that right now if given the chance. Just one lucky play or busted play on a dump off is all I need.
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Must have been his anxiety kicking in. Have a heart....
TheZoneSucks
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It's our usual script rearing its ugly head again - where our strength, and an opponents weakness line up perfectly on paper, only to do a complete opposite once the game starts.
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"We love his passion." -- Garrett
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I don't know what Prescott is or isn't to be honest. I think most of his issues are the coaching, but that's my opinion.
He would never be Dan Marino or Warren Moon throwing the ball, but he has no chance with this staff.
TheZoneSucks
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To reference Bridget Fonda's surfer-stoner-hippy chick character from Jackie Brown in responding to Ordell telling her that smoking weed kills your ambition, "not if your ambition is to get high, and watch TV all day!"
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TheZoneSucks
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24-3 coming up? I'm not real confident in this team right now.
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Damn....now I feel guilty. I never like to bust on someone with a handicap. How long have you been blind buddy?
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I'm to the point now where I honestly get more enjoyment out of rooting for the Cowboys to suck and see it happen than seeing the team win which never they are never able to do enough of to amount to anything so I'm rooting for Cleveland level of suckage for the next 5 years to bring jeri and spawn to their knees, exposing them for the buffoons they are.
Its the only hope I can see we have as fans for any meaningful change to occur because as long as the team wins 7-9 games a year, jeri will always be able to review each lost year in the off-season and do enough mental gymnastics to conclude they were only a handful of plays away from winning another soup bowl and continue to flail around, moving deck chairs around on the already sunk Titanic, thinking this is finally the year