2018 NFL Week #2 Gameday Thread: New York Giants (0-1) @ Dallas Cowboys (0-1)

[Doomsday]

Forget double digits

He’s never had “sacks” plural

It's why I have a special, white-hot burning hatred for Gregorybots. He's done exactly fucking nothing and yet he has his imbecile fanbase. They must like his "story" or some shit. He's done nothing to deserve any kind of praise.

 

[Scot]

But
But
But....

He’s shown promise! He looked good that one time when he was not suspended, injured, out of shape, or high

And that’s good enough for the Cowboys

 

[Doomsday]

Ryan Fitzpatrick on fire. I would love to see him keep the job and Crab Legs Jameis can sit on the bench.

Whitey still oppressing people of color. The struggle is real.

 

[Maveric]

4th touchdown for Mahomes, and he's only completed one pass to Tyreek Hill. This Chiefs offense could be scary...

 

[NoMoRedJ]

Whitey still oppressing people of color. The struggle is real.

I dont care for guys that get away with rape. I dont like Big Ben either. Both equal POS' IMO.

 

[Doomsday]

I dont care for guys that get away with rape. I dont like Big Ben either. Both equal POS' IMO.

Fitz taking a black man's job is all dey see. Never mind da black man still makes the same millions regardless.

 

[NoMoRedJ]

Fitz taking a black man's job is all dey see. Never mind da black man still makes the same millions regardless.

Yea Fitz engineered the Uber driver situation. It was a setup.

 

[Doomsday]

Yea Fitz engineered the Uber driver situation. It was a setup.

Naw he just targeted his job by signing on as his "backup."

 

[Maveric]

Michael_Fabiano · 3 minutes ago

The Browns should sign Dan Bailey. Like now.

 

[Doomsday]

Michael_Fabiano · 3 minutes ago

The Browns should sign Dan Bailey. Like now.

Amazing the so-called greatest kicker in history can't find a job. Almost like he was done and stuff.

 

[NoMoRedJ]

Amazing the so-called greatest kicker in history can't find a job. Almost like he was done and stuff.

He must be really done for our brain trust to figure it out

 

[Doomsday]

He must be really done for our brain trust to figure it out

Have to give credit to whoever our kicking coach is, was able to make Ted Nugent's kid serviceable last year... But I do think they're going out on a limb a little with Bill Maher's kid this year. Bailey must have just fell off that cliff they sometimes do.

 

[Maveric]

6 touchdowns for Mahomes, holy crap...

 

[Doomsday]

Gabbert just did the Danny White gaffe. His pass batted back to him, he catches it and stupidly he then throws it again. Only a 5yd penalty though, but still disgusts me how these clucks could play this game their entire lives and not know this basic shit.

 

[English Cowboy]

Looking likely that by the end of tonight we will either be tied for the lead in the NFC Least or cut adrift at the bottom.

 

[English Cowboy]

That was my 1000th DCU post. Some of them were OK, no?

 

[Maveric]

Gabbert just did the Danny White gaffe. His pass batted back to him, he catches it and stupidly he then throws it again. Only a 5yd penalty though, but still disgusts me how these clucks could play this game their entire lives and not know this basic shit.

At least there was a tie last week so if it becomes an issue he'll know it's possible...

 

[Scot]

The Browns just tied the game up and then promptly miss the extra point for the go ahead score

They also missed a FG earlier in the game.

Welcome to the Browns Dan Bailey!

 

[yimyammer]

I heard a stat that the last team to start 0-2 and make it to, and win the SB was our very own Cowboys

not much has changed since the last time, I don't see why they cant do it again

 

[Scot]

That was my 1000th DCU post. Some of them were OK, no?