2017 Week One NFL Thread

[dbair1967]

What kind of football fan skips a Cowboys season opener for a Lady Gaga concert? (and admits it online at CZ too)

 

[theoneandonly]

I guess they feel that Looney is a better backup C/G than Cooper is. And Byron Bell can (sort of) play T and G

My guess is if Green gets hurt again (or when I guess is more accurate) that Cooper would maybe start then.

Nah, they have been desperate for anybody but Cooper to take the LG spot. They have have gone from desperation to prayer at this point. That and the fact that Belichick got rid of him in 15 minutes pretty much says it all IMO.

 

[theoneandonly]

What kind of football fan skips a Cowboys season opener for a Lady Gaga concert? (and admits it online at CZ too)

I'll take "desperate to get laid" for $500 Alex.

 

[Scot]

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttt's Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmme!

Cowboy Football is finally back!

 

[TheZoneSucks]

The new theme song by Underwood is lame, utter crap. Good music died in the late 1990s.

 

[TheZoneSucks]

Yeah, Collinsworthless, we are real worried about losing three starters from the worst secondary in the league the last 5 years. Even if the new guys all suck it won't mean much change from what we are used to.

 

[TheZoneSucks]

Awesome anthem rendition via trumpet by Mr. Freddie Jones.

 

[TheZoneSucks]

First play of the year is a scramble by Dak for about 6.

 

[TheZoneSucks]

First drive ends in a punt.

 

[TheZoneSucks]

Lawrence with a sack on 3rd down to force a three & out!

 

[TheZoneSucks]

Where are you fuckers at tonight? The Lady Gaga concert?

 

[bbgun]

Where are you fuckers at tonight? The Lady Gaga concert?

close. a white power rally.

 

[TheZoneSucks]

Butler with a tremendous catch! T-Willy is out with an ankle sprain.

 

[TheZoneSucks]

1st & Goal at the two --- we have the NFL's leading rusher from last year --- so naturally we call three straight pass attempts and settle for a FG.

 

[theoneandonly]

Garrett offense rears its ugly head again.

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

1st & Goal at the two --- we have the NFL's leading rusher from last year --- so naturally we call three straight pass attempts and settle for a FG.

FUCK YOU GARRETT!

 

[Scot]

Two throws to Dez and both were thrown high

I hope losing to the Giants twice last year hasn't got to his head

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

BEAT BABIES. KILL KITTENS. AND PULVERIZE PUPPIES...is what I am feeling right now.

Gambling. That's the only l;ogical explanation.

 

[TheZoneSucks]

At least we are getting pressure on Manningface. Two straight 3 & outs for the Gnats.

 

[VTA]

Two throws to Dez and both were thrown high

I hope losing to the Giants twice last year hasn't got to his head

Those throws were garbage.