2017 Week 9 thread

[Doomsday]

I finally got pissed off enough to do some coding and got rid of that annoying pop-up we had when "quote" is selected.

 

[English Cowboy]

Garrett’s half time motivational speech: [clap, clap, clap] great job men! [clap, clap, clap] Don’t worry about that last play. [clap, clap, clap] Sure it got away from us, it happens sometimes. [clap, clap, clap] Now get back out there and keep doing what you did in the first half! [clap, clap, clap] (No need to change a thing since we have the lead) of course

You forgot the clapping so I put them in for you.

 

[Doomsday]

You forgot the clapping so I put them in for you.

Brilliant!

 

[Scot]

 

[Scot]

Adjustments bitch! Every HC makes them at half time

Besides Garrett his game plan is soooo good we don’t need no stinking adjustments!

 

[yimyammer]

what a fucking putrid waste the end of the half that was, just let the fuckers right back in the game and then continue where they left off on D

I see give up on the D after looking so good, just pathetic

 

[NoMoRedJ]

what a fucking putrid waste the end of the half that was, just let the fuckers right back in the game and then continue where they left off on D

I see give up on the D after looking so good, just pathetic

Typical Garrett team

 

[Scot]

Kelse is stopped six yards short of the first, gets hit by four cowboy defenders and still stumbles forward for a first down

 

[Scot]

And Byron Jones shits the bed in coverage

 

[Mr.Po]

From dominating with momentum to shell shocked and losing.

I've read this book too many times. Dallas Cowboys - The History of Suck / Two Decades of Cluelss Demoralizing Football.

 

[NoMoRedJ]

And Byron Jones shits the bed in coverage

At least he didnt get another 15 yd penalty afther the play. Garrett coached him up on that with some brilliant in game coaching.

 

[Scot]

I’m convinced Garrett is a 28 minute coach

He’s (sometimes) acceptable in the first 28 minutes of the game.

Then he shits the bed in the last two minutes of the first half

Then the opposing HC makes adjustments at the half, Garrett does not.

Then Garrett shits the bed in the second half

 

[Scot]

Romo: he makes Deion Sanders look good at tackling

Classic!

 

[NoMoRedJ]

I’m convinced Garrett is a 28 minute coach

He’s (sometimes) acceptable in the first 28 minutes of the game.

Then he shits the bed in the last two minutes of the first half

Then the opposing HC makes adjustments at the half, Garrett does not.

Then Garrett shits the bed in the second half

Yea but Like Romo said today Garrett loves creating a good environment.

 

[English Cowboy]

Look who's in the UK doing some studio analysis.

 

[Doomsday]

I’m convinced Garrett is a 28 minute coach

He’s (sometimes) acceptable in the first 28 minutes of the game.

Then he shits the bed in the last two minutes of the first half

Then the opposing HC makes adjustments at the half, Garrett does not.

You just listed the only times in-game where coaching really matters.

It doesn't matter much at all for the 28 minutes you credit Garrett for, basically the HC is a cheerleader then, no real decisions to make.

You're catching on to Romo's commentary style!

 

[Mr.Po]

We need to keep running the ball to pound that defense and slow the game down a bit.

 

[yimyammer]

Look who's in the UK doing some studio analysis.

Is he telling inside stories of his time in Dallas?

 

[Scot]

Romo: this is why they are so good in the red zone. They have a mobile quarterback “now”


ROFLMFAO!!!!!

 

[Mr.Po]

Yes sir.


Now don't go MIA on defense after a score.