2017 Week 9 thread

[Scot]

Looks like the Cowboys came to play today, I'm pleasantly surprised to report. Hats off so far and the crow is in the oven!

Fear not

We have not yet begun to shit the bed

 

[English Cowboy]

Ha ha! The Keystone Chiefs!

 

[English Cowboy]

Costly drop by Brice Butler.

 

[Doomsday]

I thought the same thing when the Rams came into town

ZING!!

 

[MrB]

Why the fuck is Heath on the field? He sucks!

 

[Doomsday]

Costly drop by Brice Butler.

Sun in his eyes!

 

[Scot]

Romo: great job by Smith, just get back into comfortable field goal range, you aren’t going to make the first down anyway

WTF??
Clown

 

[Doomsday]

No Romo, you fucking idiot - other stadiums do NOT have magnifying glasses at either end blinding people! It's NOT okay!

 

[Scot]

And the sun strikes again

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

Need 3 yards for a 1st down, but the idiot calls a pass play way down field and results in complete; need 9 yards for a 1st down, and he'll call a little dump off pass for 3 yards.

This is how you wear your own defense down.

 

[Dodger12]

And the sun strikes again

Poor throw but Dez should have had it.

 

[Doomsday]

That was Witten's SECOND catch not his first! These fucks aren't even watching the same game we are.

 

[Scot]

Poor throw but Dez should have had it.

It hit him in the hands so it wasn’t that poor of a throw

And yes

He should have had it even with the sun in his eyes

If you get your $70million dollar mitts on the ball you need to come down with it

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

It hit him in the hands so it wasn’t that poor of a throw

And yes

He should have had it even with the sun in his eyes

If you get your $70million dollar mitts on the ball you need to come down with it

You beat me to it. Lot a zip on it, yeah. But not a poor throw.

 

[Dodger12]

Do we go for some points or play it safe? I say go for it. We need points. The D is playing lights out.

 

[English Cowboy]

Looks like they've finally lost patience with Switzer as punt returner.

 

[Dodger12]

Come on offense. WTF?

 

[Dodger12]

They can get 5 yards here and call a TO. Don't need it all.

 

[Dodger12]

Fucking stupid. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

 

[Scot]

Let’s throw it into the sun

Great idea