2016 Pre-season Game 1: Dallas Cowboys @ LA Rams

[bbgun]

if Smith or Free goes down, we are completely fucked. Green is the swing tackle from hell.

 

[ThoughtExperiment]

Lol @ the look on Gruden's face as Jerry is talking

 

[Scot]

Did Byron Jones play tonight?

I don't remember seeing him make a play or even hear his name called

 

[TheZoneSucks]

Mike Irvin does not age. Dude still looks 30, and like he could take snaps for us.

 

[TheZoneSucks]

Our back-up DBs make better plays on the ball than our starters do.

 

[Scot]

Our secondary already has more INT in this game than they did the entire last season

 

[TheZoneSucks]

Dak has a grin about three miles wide right now. He knows he kicked some ass tonight in his debut.

 

[Scot]

I read something that stated Dak grew up a Cowboy fan and always dreamt about being a Cowboy

What a dream come true for him

If it wasn't for the two dropped passes he would have been 100%

 

[TheZoneSucks]

Looks like our scrubs are going to blow it.

 

[TheZoneSucks]

So you need this last stop to win, and it's the Cowboys defense? Fail... some things never change no matter who is wearing Cowboys gear on defense.

 

[Scot]

I can not believe how shitty we are as a team at tackling

Just about every play we blow 3,4,5 tackles

The other plays we only blow 1-2 tackles

 

[Doomsday]

Their scrubs beat the shit out of our scrubs.

 

[TheZoneSucks]

Their scrubs beat the shit out of our scrubs.

Been the same story in preseason with the Cowboys this entire century.

 

[Scot]

Jones 81 drops his second pass that would have been a first down

So much for him making the team

 

[TheZoneSucks]

Like I said earlier, the NFL knows who its own Washington Generals are. We are like enhancement talent in pro wrestling. We are there to make the other guy look good.

 

[Midswat]

I can not believe how shitty we are as a team at tackling

Just about every play we blow 3,4,5 tackles

The other plays we only blow 1-2 tackles

Camp cupcake

 

[Dodger12]

Garrett with another clock management screw up. That fucking dolt should use pre-season to practice coaching. Fucking idiot.

 

[Midswat]

I read something that stated Dak grew up a Cowboy fan and always dreamt about being a Cowboy

How unique!

I've never ever heard a rookie say it was a lifelong dream to be a Cowboy.

 

[Midswat]

Garrett with another clock management screw up. That fucking dolt should use pre-season to practice coaching. Fucking idiot.

What'd he do?

 

[NoMoRedJ]

What'd he do?

Nothing. Nothing at all. Thats the problem. Just standing there looking stupid.