2016 NFL Week #3: Chicago Bears (0-2) @ Dallas Cowboys (1-1)

[yimyammer]

Garrett is just like Belichick. I can't help you if you don't see it.

Damn straight, pull your head out of your ass people!

 

[yimyammer]

Sore knee keeps Alshon Jeffery out of practice Thursday

Bears quarterback Jay Cutler’s likely absence against the Dallas Cowboys on Sunday night at AT&T Stadium was complicated by yet another key injury — wide receiver Alshon Jeffery did not practice Thursday because of a sore knee after being limited in practice Wednesday, Mark Potash of the Chicago Sun-Times reports.

Bears coach John Fox said the team is keeping close tabs on the situation, which remains fluid.

“It’s something we’re monitoring,” Fox said. “We’ll see what [Friday] brings. Obviously it didn’t go as well from yesterday to today. We’ll see what happens [Friday]. We're fortunate to be playing a team with a shitty head coach so we can be cautious and sit him if we need to.”

Jeffery leads the Bears with nine receptions for 201 yards, including a 54-yard catch against the Texans in the opener and a 49-yard reception against the Eagles. In fact, with a 29-yard catch against the Texans, Jeffery has three of the Bears’ four longest pass plays — and each has led to the only offensive touchdowns the Bears have scored in the first two games.

Hey Midswat, cut the bullshit with your shitty efforts to trash our dear leader and head coach

he's got enough to deal with trying to work around an owner/gm with his head inserted firmly up his back side without having to deal with your poor attempts at humor at his expense!

 

[Midswat]

I assure you the hate is one sided. I still respect you (insert your first name here).

 

[Bushmaster78FS]

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gotta stockpile wins before playing the big boys

Well Bears are the only cupcakes going forward. We haven't done well against 49ers recently and after them it's all winning teams. Cincinnati, GreenBay, Pittsburgh all losses... Our defense can't hang with those guys.

 

[Midswat]

Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is doubtful and top receiver Alshon Jeffery is questionable for Sunday's game at Dallas because of injuries, the Associated Press reports.

Cutler left Monday's loss to Philadelphia because of a sprained right thumb. Brian Hoyer has been working with the first team and is expected to start. Jeffery says he developed knee soreness against the Eagles

 

[dbair1967]

Read Tyron Smith is now a game time decision. Also (it appears they may hold Scandrick out (hopefully)

Also read they've been working Zack Martin some at T this week.

 

[dbair1967]

By the way, fuck you UNC fans and band and fuck the protestors showing up at the Panthers game today. Reportedly they are going to try and block the entrances.

 

[cockstrong]

I have a feeling this is the game dak looks like a 4th round rookie QB. Multiple picks and some bad decisions
Our defense will make Hoyer look like Montana

 

[ThoughtExperiment]

By the way, fuck you UNC fans and band and fuck the protestors showing up at the Panthers game today. Reportedly they are going to try and block the entrances.

You serious? UNC's band? What is preventing fans from getting in to a football game going to do?

Also, what's wrong with Tyron, the stinger? I guess if you had to miss a game, though, this would be the one.

 

[dbair1967]

You serious? UNC's band?

Yep, fans and band doing stuff during anthem. Apparently there were also chants of "black lives matter"

Also, what's wrong with Tyron, the stinger? I guess if you had to miss a game, though, this would be the one.

I thought they said it was something other than the stinger, he tweaked something in practice Thursday or Friday I believe. EDIT: its his back

 

[ThoughtExperiment]

His back? Uh-oh.

 

[ThoughtExperiment]

Side note, look for Claiborne to get burned tonight.* The Garrett show/Cowboys media was pimping him hard.

*If such a thing is even possible with the Hoyer-led Bears.

 

[dbair1967]

Cardinals. Getting destroyed in Buffalo

 

[ZeroClub]

Hate to hear that Tyron is hurt. Hope to hell it isn't a lingering or chronic issue.

I've been watching Vikings - Panthers. Just now noticed that the shine is off of the Vikings' helmets. Looks like a flat or satin finish. Sadly, the Panthers' helmets still have the sparkle metallic finish that is used on bicycles built for small children.

 

[Midswat]

I have a feeling this is the game dak looks like a 4th round rookie QB. Multiple picks and some bad decisions
Our defense will make Hoyer look like Montana

God I hope so.

 

[Midswat]

Vikings getting wrecked by injuries but Zimmer has them competing hard against top teams. Wish he was our coach.

 

[yimyammer]

lol @ redskins punting 3 points right before the half ends

 

[yimyammer]

Good news Cowboy fans (if you live in Dallas):

. - YouTube

 

[Scot]

The Skins managed to squeak out a tough win

At least we should be tied for first after today. Assuming we win and the Steelers beat Wentz and the Shegulls

 

[ZeroClub]

Good to see the Giants lose.

Strange to be cheering the Redskins and Steelers back-to-back today.